Oh, don’t worry about me, I’ll just sit here in the dark, like a dog.
And the mouse goes, “Suffer, baby! Suffer!”.
Do you smell carrots?
Fuck her!
Seven.
It’s nothing important. Let’s do lunch some time.
Hitler? I barely know 'er!
You don’t understand … Chunks is my dog!
Your Honor, I didn’t say she was acting weird, I said sh was fucking Goofy!!!
[whispered]They’re looking for me[/whispered]
Anthropomorphic animal shinanigans:
So the bunny puts on his helmet, hops on his motercycle, and as he speeds away he yells “I wish the bear was gay!”
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And the parrot said, “Hi, Keith.”
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The dingo crouches over the bones, and when the leopard is in earshot he says, “Where the **** is that monkey? I sent him to get another leopard half an hour ago!”
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After three days, the parrot turns to the magician and says, “I give up. Where did you put the boat?”
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“Better Nate than lever!” : D&R :
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“I wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”
(Anyone wants to know the rest of the joke, PM me).
“You mean my hammered alley is really cashew’s clay?”
What part of the dog did you get?
She told me to go to town, so here I am.
I’ll roll down the window.
I stopped in the middle of the road to lick my balls, and a car hit me.
I said, “Posse!”
They go into town and blow a few bucks.
Nuts to you, McGilacuddy.
Chunks is my dog!
EDIT: Oh, whoops, someone already had it. So instead, some geek joke punchlines.
Of course I’m sure, I’m positive!
Now if one of us goes in there, the building will be empty.
Because it’s in the ground state.
A solution existed.
“I’m a frayed knot!!!”
I don’t know him, but his face rings a bell
I don’t know him, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother
Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Sneeze, picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
“My husband said, ‘The mailman? Screw him, give him a dollar.’”
“Not so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”
*** Ponder