“Lemon Curry?!?”
“. . . the rest of our lives will happen in the future, Randy, so we might as well get with the program now.” --Eberhard
Podkayne, continuing her Cryptonomicon spamming.
"When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him. " – R.A. Lafferty
(That’s just what came up right now on my sig program.)
If I had a hammer, I’d use it on Peter, Paul, and Mary - Howard Rosenberg
“Lager! The only way to kill a curry.”
“Turning and turning in the widening gyre,
the falcon cannot hear the falconer.
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold.
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.”
–W.B. Yates, The Second Coming
“Here’s to trying, rhymes with dying.”
–Sir Mikel, Dragonlance: Test of the Twins
–Groucho Marx
Zev Steinhardt
–Rudyard Kipling
If it’s got tires or tits, sooner or later there’s gonna be a problem.
- grandpa
“it’s very rude to correct someone when they speak. Just silently laugh at them.”
“not all drugs are bad. Some of em are great.”
bill hicks
“face it folks, we’re a virus with shoes.”
bill hicks
“I never drink water, fish fuck in it” W.C.Fields
plnnr love your quote
I’m always reciting song lyrics, it annoys me. They pop up everywhere in my speech. SO I don’t know a whole lotta quotes. Mel Brooks’ “It’s good to be the king” floats up to the surface like a three-day-old dead body quite often though.
In graduate school I liked “The important thing in life is not knowledge but action.” Can’t remember who said it though, or if that’s the exact wording. Jeez I suck at this…
I once shot a man just to see him die. But then I got distracted and missed it.
Oh, my friends tried to describe it to me. But it just wasn’t the same.
– Dave Foley as a gunslinger on “The Kids in the Hall”
“I was remembering the last words of Socrates, who said ‘I drank what?’” – Val Kilmer, Real Genius
**For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled. **
Last line of “Personal observations on the reliability of the Shuttle” by Richard P. Feynman
“There is no ‘off’ position on the genius switch” -David Letterman
“I’ll never speak ill of Republicans. I have a great deal of respect for the past.” -Woodrow Wilson
As seen in my yearbook.
“Experience is the name we give to our mistakes” Oscar Wilde
“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think” Dorothy Parker
“I don’t drink water, that’s the stuff that rusts pipes” WC Fields
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
–Harlan Ellison
And the best philosophy for life that I have ever heard:
“Be excellent to each other and party on.”
–Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
“In order to understand mankind we must look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words, ‘mank’ and ‘ind’. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.”
–Jack Handy
“If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing badly.”
- G K Chesterton