As one of Tabeitha’s clan members I must inform you that offering her the lowly position of concubine is a grave insult to the clan and we must now oppose you in open revolt. But since you have been such a good emperor we shall restrict the revolt to making fun of your hat until you offer the clan amends.
What is that thing on your head anyway, some kind of taco?
After the brutal Nuclear war, the City of Collegestation (and thus, Texas A&M) somehow comes through unharmed. It becomes a shining beacon of civilization (what, with the smart people and the Nuclear power plant), and the New LoneStar Rep[ublic is formed.
After I become leader of Texas (Through a series of improbable means), I rebuild industry in Texas, and launch on a crusade to bring all of North America under my Thrall!
Eventually, I become ** Space Ghost I , Lord Protector of North America, ruler of the Caribbean.
Applications for my ** Sardaukar Legions of Terror are still availible.
Form one line, don’t push
Good job Blackclaw. I go away for two days to defeat the menacing upstart in the east (Some new tribe that just crash landed after being thrown off their original planet) and I come back to find Badtz Maru has insulted my clan and me. The shame of it. Well since Blackclaw dealt out such fitting punishment for you I can only say: My hat is incrusted with jewels from the scuttle crabs of some far distant planet that were sent to me by the Vorgons as a peace offering, where’d you get yours, huh? <Sticking tongue out at Badtz Maru>