Post Barack Obamaa Jokes

The Daily Show stuff on the trip last night shows the problem. Jon Stewart asked if he’d make a gaffe, say a geographical one, and then showed McCain screwing up. Obama even sank the 3 point shot. (I could see a “black guy makes a basket - big deal” joke.) The funny stuff was really about the media and how the MSM (except for Fox) has boners for him.

For McCain the writers open their “old” joke file. For Bush the “moron” file. For Clinton the “sex crazy guy” file and for Gore and Kerry the “no personality” file. But there don’t seem to be any standard sets that fit Obama.

In this thread, the light bulb joke was by far the best, since it worked naturally with change.

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Furthermore, the University of Chicago is a private university.
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And if anyone doubts this, I can scan a copy of the tuition checks I paid for my daughter. :eek:

[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]
I frankly don’t remember where joke threads go…
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MPSIMS

[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]
…but the Games forum seems reasonable for those wanting to start such in future.
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No, oh please no.

I’m ahead of the curve! http://www.suntimes.com/news/quicktakes/1067314,CST-NWS-qt22.article

:D:D:D:D:D

I got a few chuckles out of this essay, last week.

[QUOTE=Marley23]
“How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?”
“None. They light up as soon as they hear the word ‘change.’”
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For what it’s worth, I’ve told this joke to several people, both Obama supporters and people of unknown affiliation, and they all got a laugh out of it.

[QUOTE=Voyager]
The Daily Show stuff on the trip last night shows the problem. Jon Stewart asked if he’d make a gaffe, say a geographical one, and then showed McCain screwing up. Obama even sank the 3 point shot. (I could see a “black guy makes a basket - big deal” joke.
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I thought Colbert(or was it Stewart?) did well with the clip of Obama making the three. Roughly: ‘Oh yeah he made the shot, but he didn’t …(runs off a list of basketball defensive plays)…, which just goes to prove that he is weak on defense.’