Post count meaningless? Bollocks!

I haven’t even finished my first night here. :rolleyes:

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And with 52% of your rolleyes-smiley quota burned up for the year already, you’re in for a long dry spell.
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Heh, I’ll post more informative stuff… later.

It’s going to be a long night.

Isn’t it a school night?

Don’t 14 year olds have to be sleeping already?

Why, are you going to start a topic about me here?

No, because owlofcreamcheese already has.

Hahahaha. That’s priceless.

Never mind the bollocks. Here come the Sex Pistols!

I always liked the Revolting Cocks.

I haven’t. (I’m either changeless or in a rut, of course.)

Post counts don’t matter a jot now I’m not stuck on 38:D

Or that the first week they were here they got heavily involved in not one, but two, really silly threads that went into 20+ pages and posted like a Kiki the ferret on a sugar rush and flirted a lot and pretty much posted the first thing that came into their head before they got a look at how fast they were racking them up and just what image they were projecting and thought “WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!?”

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I STRONGLY disagree. I need something to look forward to. That something is a higher post count.

Um.

Serious caution:

Don’t.

Okay?

Trust me. After a couple more days of 75 posts-per-day, you are gonna be dragged back into the Pit by your elders and betters, and your 14-year-old baby ass will be handed to you on a platter. That Pit thread that Owlofcreamcheese has going now, it’s a Sunday School picnic compared to what’s in store for someone who truly pisses off the SDMB.

This is not a game website, SD. This is not the Pokemon forums, okay? My son hung out on the Pokemon forums for a while, and trust me, this is not the same thing, no way.

This is a message board full of some of the wittiest, sharpest, smartest, and also crankiest sons-a-bitches in the Civilized World. And some of the things they can come up with in the Pit may be hilarious, but they also can be pretty vile.

People can get REALLY ugly here, REALLY fast, and they have LONG memories. It will take you a loooooong time of sensible posts for people to forget that you’re the teenager who blasted a hole in the SDMB with 75 posts-per-day his first week.

Okay? A word to the wise.

Signed,

MOM

Dude, give me a fucking break. I’m not going to be hanging around at “pokemon” forums. I’m more mature than that.

Yeah? Prove it.

The correct response was, “Thanks for the heads-up!”

File for future reference.

And it’s “Mom”. Not “dude”.

“Wise men don’t need advice… and fools don’t take it.”

“A tree is known by its fruit.” — Jesus

Usually you can check the registration date against the number of posts and get a pretty good idea of the people that are just so excited that they’ve found somewhere to post that it doesn’t matter how stupid or ignorant they appear, they get to POST. You overlook those people and pretty much stop reading what they post after about the first two weeks. Some are so thick that it doesn’t matter how many times they get pitted or how many times they are told that they are idiots it just doesn’t sink in. Then you have some that just keep it up and it gets to the point where no one can stand them and won’t reply to any of their posts, and they still keep it up. As always there are exceptions to everything. But you seriously need to look at your life if you can post more than 10-15 posts in a 24 hour period EVERY day. And that’s a pretty high post count per day.