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The rules are simple. Doper A names a famous person, living or dead, and writes a post as that person might have. Doper B then names another famous person in whose persona the next post is written, and so on.

Please write only in the persona of real persons. Raymond Chandler is eliglible; Philip Marlowe is not. Apart from that and the requirement that each post take the previous as a springboard, there are no real rules. Stay on topic if you wish, or ramble off-topic if that amuses you. Just remember to specify whose persona the next poster is assuming. Also, if you feel you can’t make a post work in the current “thread,” feel free to pick a new famous person to write as and start something new.

I’ll begin by writing as Raymond Chandler.

FORUM: CAFE SOCIETY
SUBJECT: Help! I’m not sure who the murderer in my story is!

Guys, I need help and I need it fast. You may recall the story I posted bits of last year, “The Big Sleep” – the detective yarn starring Philip Marlowe. Well, it’s being made into a movie by Howard Hawks, which of course is wonderful – but it presents a problem. HH just sent me a note asking who killed the chauffeur, and I’m embarrassed to say that I got so much into the lyricism of the language and the darkness of Marlowe’s inner life that I forgot to resolve that. Any thoughts?

Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean.

Moving thread from IMHO to The Game Room.

Fan fics written by “celebrities”

Wouldn’t this be more fun if you named someone, or if we didn’t tell you who we were pretending to be, giving you a chance to guess?

In that vein, I will post:

Me: “So what do you think my cat is thinking when he watches TV?”

Mystery poster: “He’s probably agreeing with me that all three of those movies suck. I don’t care that I was in them.”