There is a complete lack of Tolkien-related threads in CS. Clearly this is unacceptable, and I will be raining flaming mongooses on the persons or persons responsible for this shocking oversight (i.e., Qadgop, What Exit? Elendil’s Heir, and myself*).
But the important thing isn’t punishment; that’s just the fun part. The important thing is starting a thread. To wit:
Post to the Dope from Middle-Earth. Or even Numenor or the Undying Lands; I’m not picky.
*Except that since I’m obviously not going to loose a plague on MYSELF, somebody’s gonna get it twice.