Well, there was Mr. Arthur C. Pharsi the theater teacher.
Junior high school English teacher: Ms. English
Never had her as a teacher, but there was a Ms. Music in our school. Guess what she taught.
Does anyone else here get the feeling these may be “stage names”? I really do think some of them are. If a teacher has a last name like Winkledorffenhoffer, they might just create a stage name. Just speculation on my part.
My Thanotology professor was named Dr. Plott 
I’m sorry, but that one HAS to be made up.
Mr. Karr was my driver’s ed teacher
Another Mr. Dick as well – gym teacher.
Our Assistant Principal of Discipline was named Mr. Krabb. He was a really nice guy, though.
Our math department had (probably still has) two teachers of notable nomenclature, one named Charlie Brown, and the other named Schroeder. They were friends, too.
Other teachers along the way for me whose names didn’t match as well with their subjects as Ms. English (and Ms. Music) did were:
Ms. Skemp – taught Drama but would have been better in Home Ec
Mr. Callas – taught math, but would have been good in Phys Ed
Mr. Price – taught Physics, but would have been good in Econ (if our school had high school Econ)
Ms. Smith – taught Chemistry but would have made a good metal shop teacher
Now that I think of it, Coach Chaffin was well named for his job. Other good coach names: Burns, Hurt, Grinder, Payne, Ball, Fields.
The girl’s gym teacher at our rival high school was Miss Lust. And man, she looked the part. I still have flashbacks about those thighs…
English teacher — Miss Word (She was an old spinster from Mississippi - used to say she was “a virgin and proud of it”.)
Shop teacher – Mr. Wood
Junior High School History teacher - very well endowed was:
Miss Large.
I was in her class two years in a row.
Lesiban nuns Sister Thomas and Sister Pierre.
My brother had a teacher named Mr. Dickman.
In the seventh grade.
Poor man.
My seventh grade band teacher was Mr. Freek. He was really more of an jerk, though.
In high school I had a math teacher named Miss Counts. Then she got married and changed her name.
I think that part of the reason my neice never took her step-father’s last name is that I told her that if she did, there would be nothing for it but that she would have to become a teacher.
Her name would have been Emma Stern.
In high school an English Teacher named Mrs Grammer. (That’s the way she spelled it).
Another English teacher was Mrs. Edison. She should have taught Physics.
Had a chemistry teacher named Mr. Quest. Somewhat appropriate