Post your appropriately named schoolteachers..

In My Humble Opinion
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My science teacher was called Mr Cartlege (sp?)

I know there were others but I can’t remember off the top of my head (I am sure they will come to me)

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I had a geography teacher called Mr. Mapp.

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Elementary School Physical Education: Mr. Runner

High School Alegbra: Mrs. Summ; Home Economics: Mrs. Cook

College Psychology Practicum Supervising Professor: Dr. Charity; English Literature: Dr. Righter; Fibre Arts (elective): Ms. Weaver

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Statistics Prof: Funk

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Totally playboy material student teacher in Jr. High: Ms. Best

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Industrial Arts teacher in Jr. High: Mr. Strange. Believe me, it was appropriate.

[sub]“It’s stran-jay!!”[/sub]

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May I submit Mrs. Wideman? 300 pounds easy. Fifth-graders can be cruel.

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Mr. Dick for fifth grade. P. Dick. Fifth-grade boys had fun with that.

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Mrs Coal was my cookery teacher. She retired and was replaced by Mrs Burn.

Mr Carpenter was the woodwork teacher for a while (though he ended up doing metalwork).

Mr Hunt the chemistry teacher. How is this appropriate? Because it rhymed with his personality.

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My high school maths teacher was Mrs Merriman. She tired of the blackboard messages about her and Robin Hood.

I had a primary teacher called Miss Crab and she was a crabby b***h.

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Mr Fairey was very effeminate.

Mr Angles was a mathematics teacher.

Mrs Deutsch was my German teacher (yes, I know it’s not a rare name, but still).

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Miss Cook. – guess.

Physed and Health (including sex ed) – Mr Condon. Hmmm

Chemistry teacher Mr Speed. (Funny we never saw any significance in it.)

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My quantitative analysis lecturer’s first name is Talk. Names like this are all we get here.

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The headteacher at my school was a Mr Bates. For some reason I don’t remember anyone realising that that is was funny at the time. ( Possibly as we where all so scared of him ).

Headmaster Bates, for those who arn’t Brits …

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My daughter has a brand new, first-year math teacher this year. Cute little young thing, can’t possibly be more than 22. Her name is Miss Newby.

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Ms. Pigg, was, unfortunately, more than a bit overweight…

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Religion teacher Mr. Klugh, pronounced “clue”, one of those rare teachers who really had one…

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I had a shop teacher named Mr. Woody.

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There used to be a Physical Education instructor at Grove City College named James Shorts. Jim Shorts. That one always cracked me up.