I met someone the other day who’s name is Jack Haugh pronounced Hoff and he is studying to teach Jr High School…boy is he asking for it or what?
I can see it now…“Hello class my name is Mr. Jack Haugh…” after those words it would be all over.
Eh. My middle school music teacher’s name was “Mr. Butts.”
No, his first name wasn’t Seymore, and yes, we got over it.
There is a Doctor in town named Jack Kanoff…
He shouldn’t tell them his first name.
Ever.
A Music teacher at secondary school (11-16) called Mr Hunt.
When I was about 13 we found out his first name was Michael.
Enough said!
How 'bout a local Doctor named Jungkuntz,- good thing he’s a dentist and not a pediatrician or a gynecologist.
Am I the only one thinking of the State sketch with the health teacher named Mr. Magina?
I had a teacher named Mr Condon. Switching the ‘n’ for ‘m’ is hilarious when you are 11 years old.
A fellow in company training introduced himself as Richard Head. Very nice fellow. I pondered how much hell the guy had gone through based on a name like that.
“They’ll never make fun of your name again Mr. Glasscock!” 
The Assistant Principal at my middle school was a guy named Mike Dick.
And Mr. Dick was a dick.
So, if the name fits…
There as a wedding announcement in the local paper here a while ago. Desire something was marrying a guy named Steven Dick.
Her new name would be Desire Dick.
I’m sure it was pronounced Dez-e-ray but still.
Due to the high ammount of rhyming graffiti around the school Mr. Mastard has changed his name to Mr. Happy.
My brother once had a teacher named Mr. Dickman. I don’t know his first name.
He is known to this day as Mr. Dickhead in our family. I don’t know whether he deserved the change or not, but can you imagine teaching seventh grade with a name like that???
My teachers have never introduced themselves by their full names, but then, I don’t go to one of them damn hippie Montessori schools, so things might be different there. 
Mr. Haugh got off pretty easily, though. I mean, I think his name is fairly innocuous taken one name at a time. 
Thanks!
If you Jack Haugh, and you don’t get off easy, it’s kind of disappointing.
In my Jr High the shop teacher’s name was Harry Cockrell
In High School my Geometry teacher was Mr Kuntz
My first grade teacher’s name was Mrs. Muukenfus… pronounced “MUCK-en-foose.” I don’t really remember how it was spelled, just that it was strange.
Anyway, I do remember vividly the afternoon I arrived home from my first day of school all proud of myself, told my parents my new teacher’s name…
… and they were on the floor, crying and holding their stomachs, laughing so hard.
And I didn’t get it.
And they wouldn’t tell me why it was funny.
Good thing Mrs. Muukenfus taught first grade.
Since “Jack” is just a nickname for “John,” couldn’t he introduce himself as “John Haugh” if he needs to mention a first name?
I know a guy named Peter Sack and a woman named Gay Dick.
And I just don’t understand why someone with an embarassing name wouldn’t get it changed. I would in a second.