Post your fav. Google autocomplete results

Inspired (partially) by this thread:

Clicky

For those of you unfamiliar, read that thread and anything that pertains to Google’s autocomplete. Otherwise, read below:

When using Google, the now-famous method of perusing the interwebs insists on continually making suggestions based on (I think) prior popular searches using the letters you have provided.

For example, typing “why is” yields gems like:

why is my poop green?
why is barack obama a muslim?

There are limitless possibilities, but the funniest ones seem to be those guided by interrogative words (why, where, etc.).

Go!

why are the canadiens called the habs

if kids shows were real

if you give a mouse a cookie

how many calories in a banana

At google.ca, typing in just “can the l” yields the following top results:

can the leafs make the playoffs
can the leafs make the playoffs 2011
can the leafs still make the playoffs
can the liver repair itself.
These statements are all related, I believe.

why are politicians corrupt
why are politicians so stupid
why are politicians so corrupt
why are politicians so rich
why are politicians stereotyped
why are politicians allowed to lie
why are politicians liars
why are politicians idiots
why are politicians rich
why are politicians paid so much

:smiley:

Is anderson cooper gay?
Is adam lambert gay?
Is wendy williams a man?
Is justin bieber gay?
Is jillian michaels gay?
Is jacob lusk gay?

why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria
why are americans afraid of dragons
why are americans so cheery
why are americans so fat

Here’s a good one:

What are…

Joe

Oh dear… Amazing

Type in “Hulk Hogan me”, and Google suggests “Hulk Hogan meat shoes”.

Cooking with kids
Cooking with coconut oil
Cooking with Charley Sheen
Cooking with dog
Cooking with beer

Questions to ask girls
Questions to ask a guy

I’m interested that people ask girls (plural) questions while they ask them of only a single guy.

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn’t wiz khalifa smoke blunts?
Why doesn’t alcohol freeze?
Why doesn’t youtube work?

A strange mix.

When not to file taxes
When not towear white
When not to call 911

I predict that few of these end well.

Some great autocomplete questions:

Do aliens exist?
Do bumble bees sting?
Do cats fart?
Do detox drinks work?
Do eyelashes grow back?
Do fish sleep?
Do guys like virgins?
Do hemorrhoids go away?
Do ichigo and rukia kiss?
Do jews believe in heaven?
Do kids need ID to fly?
Do lobsters feel pain?
Do midgets have night vision?
Do nipple piercings hurt?
Do oats have gluten?
Do pigs sweat?
Do queen bees sting?
Do rabbits lay eggs?
Do squirrels eat grubs?
Do ticks jump?
**Do u **like waffles?
Do vegetarians eat fish?
Do women have prostates?
Do xploders hurt?
Do ya like childish gambino?
Do zombies exist?

Whoogles

When did my…
world come out?
world 2.0 come out?
wife and kids end?
space start?
space begin?
space die?
thology begin?

most people

killed by one person
are djs
are other people
in latin america speak
of action are inclined to fatalism
at a concert
killed by a serial killer
are as happy lincoln
killed

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