Post your favorite Knock-Knock joke!

Cafe Society
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From my eight-year-old…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade down upon the Swanee River…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
When did you learn to yodel?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a knock-knock joke.

And his favorite:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your doorbell’s broken.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

22

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Philip Glass.

23

I love it!!! Thanks for the laugh.

<silence>
Who’s there?
<silence>
Who’s there?
<silence>
Who’s there?
<silence>

John Cage.

24

And didn’t I post in another thread that I could have copied exactly what you said?

You ARE me.

25

Here’s one I kind of like from the otherwise freaky and annoying Doodlebops show.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cowsay.
Cowsay who?
No, cows say “moo!”

26

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry. It’s only a joke!

27

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gestapo!
Gestapo who?

Ve vill ask ze kvestions!

28

And of course, if you’re sick of people hitting you with their knock-knock jokes:

Knock-Knock.
Dave’s not here!

29

Another set-up one (works best with a good friend)

Will you remember me in 5 minutes?
Yes
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes
Will you remember me a year from now?
Yes
Will you remember me a decade from now?
Yes
Will you remember me a century from now?
Yes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
(sounding hurt) You said you’d remember me!

(Max still wins)

30

A: Knock, knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Interrupting door.
B: Interrupting door wh-
A: Knock, knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Interrupting door.
B: Interrupting door wh-
A: Knock, knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Interrupting door.
B: Interrupting door wh-

Repeat until either party goes mad.

Made it up myself.

31

:frowning:

These are great!

I’m sorry to have to admit I’m wooshed with the italian no lies one though. I dun gedit. :frowning:

32

“Ask no questions and I’ll tell ya no lies”
“Eskimo christians and Italian no lies”

33

Ahhh. Thanks! I’d never have figured that out by myself … Now if I’d been Australian … :smiley:

34

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise heve seen the glory of the coming of the Lord…

35

Knock Knock.
Come in.

36

Ok, So now I got a weird story to tell about Eskimo Christians and Maynaise.

Knock Knock?

Whos There?

Charlotta

Charlotta who?

Charlotta A bad knock knock jokes here!!

37

Knock knock
who’s there
Eisenhower
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late, I’m sorry.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tiajuana
Tiajuana who?
Tiajuana let me in, it’s cold out here!

38

When Tom Hanks tells the knock-knock joke in “Catch Me If You Can” it’s the funniest knock-knock joke I’ve ever heard.

It’s a funny knock-knock joke, to be sure, but the entire scene and his delivery makes it even funnier.

This is it:

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Go Fuck Yourself.

39

Maybe your 3 year old was trying to tell the joke where you ask someone:

“Hey, what are you eating under there?”

Them: “Under where?”

These jokes are in the same vain as telling someone they have UPDOG on their shirt or asking them if they’d like to try some SNEW.

40

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit!

I can’t believe I’m the first to post this…