The French knock-knock joke:
Frappe, frappe!
Qui est la?
Loste!
Loste qui?
Zat’s why Ay’m k’nocking!
The Mummerset knock-knock joke
[mummerset]Knock, knock
'Oo’s thur?
Wurzel!
Wurzel ‘oo?
Down the corridor an’ thurd door on the left![/mummerset]
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Low octane.
Low Octane who?
woosh
whoosh
Or is it whoosche?
Cheap gas (low octane) knocks.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Don Johnson.
Don Johnson who?
That’s show biz.
I like this one. In fact I’d love a bunch of song inspired Knock knock jokes.
The second one was used by Walt Kelly in Pogo several times.
Snew? What’s snew?
Not much what’s new with you.
Updog must be an update for the new argot.
OKay… What are the little spoiler things I’ve been seeing in posts. Is it supposed to be video? If it is why don’t mine work?
Someone told my Gestapo joke with one of these but there was no punch line.
No, not video. It’s a way to hide stuff until the reader really wants to see it. Try highlighting the area.
Danke
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
New Joisey
New Joisey who?
What the hell do you mean New Joisey who? What are you, a tough guy, huh? C’mon, pal-show me what you got!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goons.
Who?
Hired goons.
This was a favorite of mine as a kid. I still smile a little thinking of how many people I annoyed with this.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ether!
Ether who?
Ether bunny!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep and run over the ether bunny!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, ether bunny will be okay.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Well, my kid liked it. You try come up with a new one.
The variation I’ve heard of this one is
“You who?”
“No thanks, I’ll have a Coke.”
I wonder how knock knock jokes got started, anyway?