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I just watched The Commitments

Jimmy Rabbitte: I’d like to introduce you to the hardest-workin’ band in the world. On bass, Derek “Meatman” Scully. On piano, Steven “Soul Surgeon” Clifford. Dean “Mr Nipple” Fay on sax. Joey “The Lips” Fagan on trumpet. Our gorgeous chanteuses are Bernie, Imelda, and Natalie. Deco “Deep Throat” Cuffe on vocals. On lead guitar, Outspan “Fender bender” Foster. Finally, on drums, Mickah “Don’t Fuck With Me” Wallace. Ladies and gentlemen, The Commitments.

It’s the only movie quote that can actually make me stand up and applaud.

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“son, you’ve got a panty on your head!” car jacking victim in raising arizona

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Raizing Arizona is just full of them.

“These balloons blow up into funny shapes?”

“No, unless round is funny.”

and…

“They’re jammies. They got Yodas and shit all over them.”

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Then you should have enjoyed the scene where the old geezer - with the Lothario touch - Joey The Lips Fagan arrives at the young bandleader’s house, and his dad calls out to the aspiring Clapton: “Elvis’s just arrived on his scooter.”

I watched The Incredibles the other day en famille on DVD, and promptly fell asleep. However, I enjoyed the anti-PC diatribe where Mr. I despairs at the forced egalitarianism of his son’s elementary school. Mocking the notion that you can have a “Graduation Ceremony” when time comes to move on to Grade 5 from Grade 4 , he rants: “They keep finding ways to celebrate mediocrity.”

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[Ferris]

“I do have a test today. That wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists; it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”

“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

[/Ferris]

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"Shut the fuck up, Donnie! The Big Lebowski. Regretfully, it is not exactly one of those quotes that can be utilized everywhere.

There’s no crying in baseball.

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“I’m going to drop you like third period french.”

" I’ve never been to Belize."

“Dis kinda thing use to be civilized.”
** Ocean’s 11. (That movie is a gold mine of gems.)

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“It’s supposed to be a challenge, it’s a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be ‘the way’.”

“42 hours? I could teach a chimp Japanese in 42 hours.”

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“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.” --Dr. Emmett Brown, Back to the Future

All your 80s movie quotes are belong to me

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What we have here…is failure…to communicate.
-“Cool Hand Luke”

Buzzards got to eat…same as worms.
-“Outlaw Josey Wales”

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When working Tech Support, this one from Little Big Man seems appropriate:

"Some days the magic works. Some days it doesn’t."

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“Data? Shut up.”

Maybe it’s only funny to me, but I just have this image of Picard having an aside with Riker afterwards–“I’ve wanted to say that for twenty years.”

[sub]I’m sure I’ll think of more later[/sub]

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Sandra: You have feelings, don’t you?
Todd: Fear … fear and discipline.
Sandra: Now?
Todd: Always.

From the under-rated “Soldier” with Kurt Russel

Satch

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From The Wizard of Oz:
“She’s not just merely dead,
She’s really, most sincereley dead!”

From Predator:
“I ain’t got time to bleed.”

Casablanca is a goldmine of quotes.

Police Captain: “I am shocked, shocked to find gambling going on here!”
Casino Employee: “Your winnings, sir.”

Nazi Commandant: “What is your nationality?”
Rick: “I’m a drunkard.”

Customer: “I am the president of the second largest bank in Brussels!”
Waiter: “The president of the largest bank in Brussels is now our pastry-chef.”

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Captain Renault: “Which makes Rick a citizen of the world!”

Customer: “I am the president of the second largest bank in Brussels!”
Waiter: “The president of the largest bank in Brussels is now our pastry-chef.”
[/QUOTE]
Customer: “We have something to look forward to…”
Waiter: “And his father is the bellboy.”

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Danny Devito telephones Billy Crystal, regarding Crystal’s hated ex-wife (Throw Momma From the Train):

“I don’t want to say anything over the phone. All I can say is that I killed her last night.”

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“It’s a hell of a thing killin’ a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna’ have.”—Clint Eastwood as William Muny in Unforgiven.

“You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.”—Vincent Freeman in “Gattaca”

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From Body Heat:

“You aren’t too bright. I like that in a man.”

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Ha! I knew I wasn’t alone…

Sandra: What are you going to do?
Todd: I am going kill them all, Sir. (or something like that)
Unforgiven

Little Bill: You coward! You just shot an unarmed man!
Munny: He should have armed himself then, if he is going to decorate his bar with the body of my dead friend.
Little Bill: Duck, I says.

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Uncommon Valor , Randall "“Tex” Cobb to a young Patrick Swayze, during a fight scene…

“Usin’ that Oriental martial bullshit on me is gonna be reeeeaaaaaal expensive , boy…”

Wherupon Cobb, the biker in Raising Arizona , spin-kicks swayze into oblivion.