“When did you first notice they were missing, sir?”
“The situation is so bad, that it’s the worst it has ever been!” - Infra-Man
Or, from Gandhi
A Hindu is trying to force Gandhi to break his fast unto death, saying “I am going to hell, but you must live”. He says that he is going to hell for killing a child during the war between Muslims and Hindus.
Regards,
Shodan
“Two dollars…two dollarrrrsss…*TWO DOLLAAAAAARRRRSSSS!!!”
“This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this is??”
And from Barton Fink:
“I am a writer! I have just created something! This is my uniform! THIS is my uniform!”
“Inner life of the mind. I’ll show you the inner life of the mind! I’ll show you the inner life of the mind! I’LL SHOW YOU THE INNER LIFE OF THE MIND!!”
(To understand either one, ya just had to see the flick.) 
Say Anything has many:
Lloyd: She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
Lloyd: One question: do you need someone or do you need me? - I don’t care.
Diane: I need you.
Corey: The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.
Blanche DuBois: Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
–A Streetcar Named Desire
Dr. Strangelove or …
“You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
Heathers (lots of fans here, I see)
“Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.”
“What’s your damage, Heather?!”
“I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!” ~ Eleanor to Henry II, A Lion in Winter
Die Hard
- I guess we’re gonna need some more F.B.I. guys.
- Oh my god, the quarterback is toast!
The Longest Day
- You know those 5,000 ships that the Allies haven’t got? Well, they’ve got them!!
- I wonder what “Bitte Bitte” means.
The Incredibles
- Edna Mode…and guest
Amadeus
- Come on now, be honest. Which one of you wouldn’t rather listen to his hairdresser than Hercules? Or Horatius, or Orpheus? People so lofty, it’s as if they shit marble!
Babe
- Christmas means carnage!!
Ivanhoe
- For every Jew you show me who is not a Christian, I’ll show you a Christian who is not a Christian.
Wizards–I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch.
"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…
… and I am all out of bubblegum"
Roddy Piper
“They Live”
In Midnight Run:
“I got two wors for you. Shut the F*&K Up”
An Infra-Man quote. Now that’s class.
Another one from Wizards:
“Master love Larry. Master feed Larry” (my brother and I thought that was really funny because Larry is our Dad’s name)
You don’t fuck around with the infinite.
Jeepers, get your quotes right!
The “Gentlemen” is an important part of the line!!!
A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon’s your man, but humpin’ and pumpin’ is not Sheldon’s strong suit. It’s the name. “Do it to me, Sheldon.” “You’re an animal, Sheldon.” “Ride me, big Sheldon.”
It doesn’t work.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
This one always makes me smile.
State Trooper: Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow’s from London England. He’s a Englishman workin’ in cooperation with our boys, a sorta… secret agent.
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?
Return of the King
Aarogorn: No my friends, you bow to no one.
Always gives me chills.
Everything in the scene from Army of Darkness after Ash escapes from the demon pit in the begginning.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico:
Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-can, or a Mexi-can’t?
Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it’s puerco pibil. It’s a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it’s ever been anywhere. In fact, it’s too good. It’s so good that when I’m finished, I’ll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that’s what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
El Mariachi: You want me to shoot the cook?
Agent Sands: No. I’ll shoot the cook. My car’s parked out back, anyway.
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