Post Your Get-Well Messages to Chairman Arafat Here!

Let’s be creative! Assuming Arafat isn’t headed for the nether regions, let’s wish him a speedy recovery!
I’ll start it off:
"Dear Chairman Arafat, I was thinking of loading up my car and blowing up a shopping mall, in your honor. Hoping for your swift recovery, I remain…your friend and servant, Abdul

This thread id way beyond the limits of MPSIMS.

Cajun Man
for the SDMB