My serum cholesterol was 157mg/l when last checked.
My career totals in the three powerlifts;
[ul]
[li]Bench press 305[/li][li]Squat 345[/li][li]Deadlift 347[/li][/ul]
If my son continued to grow at the rate he did between six months and a year, he would currently be 11’8" tall and weigh 478 pounds. (I actually calculated this.)
My wife holds the family record in points per roll in the game ‘Dice 10,000’.
My daughter has beat me at ‘Trouble’ 38 out of the 55 times we have played.
My last name is the 36,753rd most popular last name in America. I did a search on it, and that statistic came up.
Someone with my last name won a gold medal at the 1964 Olympics.
Someone with my last name wrote a book titled ‘The Handbook of Indigenous Fermented Food’.
My brother lost 117 pounds and has kept it off for 15 years.
I have now wasted 14.455% of my day surfing the web instead of working.
Now I have something to aim for. I give myself . . . six months to get to that benchpress. A year to get to the squat. A week to figure out which one is the deadlift.
73% of me voted for George W. Bush
19% of me voted for Al Gore
5% of me voted for Ralph Nader
and 3% came in for Pat Buchanan.
On the referendums:
56% of me voted in favor of finishing the beer on my desk
78% of me voted in favor of a second beer of the hour
while only 12% voted that I should get up right now to get it.
86% of me voted in favor of a background check the next time I ask a girl out
while only 13% of me were in favor of the “Five Day Waiting Period” between the request delivery and the actual date.
Just wonderin’–are you male or female? My junior year of HS, my 3 miles time was just under 20 minutes (19:51–made my goal for the season). I’m a chick.
And I graduated HS with a 3.8 GPA.
Bench press 200
Squat 210
Deadlift — I have GOT to figure out which one that is.
But I maxed out the pulldown bar at 200 lbs (at ten reps, having gone from 100 to 200 with 5-10 reps each, it still wasn’t all that challenging) and I set a PR of 22 pullups in a row, so I’m happy.
That’s rumor, you have no proof it ever happened and I resent that it constantly gets thrown in my face every time I leave the house.
The questions:
What is the name of my pet Python?
How many missions I was sent on while in the Air Force (coincidentally, this is also a number representing something more, um, personal than missions . . . )
What is the name of the first girl I kissed (I think I was 5 at the time)
What kind of car was my first car?
How many nipples do I have?
How many jobs have I had
What was my first pet?
How many cavitites I’ve had in my life (also the number of people I’ve killed)
How many different apartments have I lived in?
What will I tell you about the reports of my affair with Tom Brokaw, Maury Povich, and various barnyard animals?