i watched the Simsons twice yesterday, twicew on thursday, and twice on wednesday. That’s an average of 2 Simpsons episodes watched by me, per day during the last 3 days.
I drink approximately 96 oz. of Snapple iced tea every day.
I have only 3 more posts to go until I reach 2100.
Whoops, that’s wrong now. Now I have only 2 more posts before I reach 2100.
Of course after I post this, I’ll have only 1 more post to go before reaching 2100.
Approximately 1 out of every 4 posts of mine is just me screwing around to pad my post count. 
Hey! Look at that! I just past 2100 posts!
[sub]Ok, I’m done screwing around now.[/sub]
Did you know that the average head weighs 8 lbs?
**Shoes:**12 or 13
**RollerBlades:**14
**Jeans: **35 or 36 x 32 or 34 (depending on cut of thigh)
**BP: **159/98 w/ pulse of 60 (but sometimes up to 71)
**Serum cholesterol: **129 (good cholesterol(HDL?): 72)
**Fastest 5k: **16:50
Years skiing: 20
Years boarding: 4
# of places I’ve skied/boarded: 22/6 (10 Mid-west, 12 Rockies/1 Mid-west, 5 Rockies)
Years playing soccer: 9
Goals scored: 1
Years playing rugby: 3
Tries completed: 0
Greatest weight I’ve leg-pressed: 800# x 4 times (ran out of space for more weight)
**Weight graduating HS: **180
Weight through first 3 years of college: 185
Weight after Marine Corps Boot Camp: 185
Weight graduating college: 185
**Weight 12 months later: **210
Weight now: 220
**Change in height over this time: **1.75 inches
**Height: **~75 inches
Fastest I’ve personally driven: 161.38 mph (average, around a 2 mile track)
Furthest I’ve driven to suprise someone: 320 miles
Longest dry spell since losing virginity: ~12 months
**Shortest dry spell since losing virginity: **~18 hours 
Turgid vs. flaccid size ratio: ~8/3
Length vs. circumference ratio: ~24/25
**Women I’ve said “I love you” to (mom and sister not included): **6
Broken hearts: 2
Seriously bruised hearts: 1 
Weddings I’ve been to/in (last 4 years): 16/9 (another one coming up this Fall, too)
12.5 - # of feet up I went - (Pole Vault)
2 - # of pole vault poles I shattered
1 - # of poles shattered right before a competition started (when it broke it was so loud that people a 1/4 mile away at a baseball game came to the track to find out what had happened)
1 - # of massive bloody welts from breaking said pole
2.0 - # of hours to run the Atlanta City Half-Marathon
0.0 - # of times I’m going to run that race again
12 - shoe size
[sub]And it ain’t made up, either. AMHIK. (wwnn*)[/sub]
mmm…chikkiboobies… (or rather, :p)
*–“wink, wink, nudge, nudge”, abbreviated. For when just isn’t suggestive enough.
290.25 and 127/70.
46 1/2 inches, 6 1/2 lbs.
I don’t get you guys who’re posting your bench/squat weights. Aren’t squats usually way higher? I bench around 200, and the one time I tried squatting I did 300 and found it way too easy. I usually do leg press, and vary between 450 and 800, depending on the machine…
Most amount of fluid I ever drank in one breath: approx. 1.5 liters.