You’re slipping in and out of parallel realities, a problem that many people place but nobody takes seriously. It’s an amazing power if you can learn to control it and a huge pain in the ass if you can’t.
You’re a vampire and don’t have mundane experiences. Also, you aren’t funny.
It’s going to get worse before it gets better. Not only will stores and restaurants know what we want, they will use various nefarious means to actually make up our minds and convince us we want things that we don’t even need. It’s a scary future.
I seem to be suffering from “missing time”.
Almost every day, sometime between 10:00 and 11:30 p.m., I slip into a coma which lasts anywhere from six to eight hours. I have no sure memories of anything that occurs during that time, although sometimes I have vague hallucinations of flying or being chased. Help!
I can’t answer that for fear of angering the Great Old Ones.
I asked him and he denied knowing John Sebastian. He also denied knowing Sebastian Cabot and John Cabot. He did, however, correctly identify Henry Cabot Lodge, who never had a Top 40 hit.
I’m not seeing a question there. Can we get a ruling?
Probably the oddest coincidence I have experienced.
I was working in my home office in Queens and was running late for a meeting in Manhattan. I decided to take a taxi, I live on a well traveled street with lots of cab traffic.
I walked out the door and raised my hand to hail a cab. I see a van slow down and hear my name called. It’s one of the other parties attending the meeting, heading into Manhattan. They gave me a ride.
I know this was just a total coincidence but the timing was really impeccable.
When I tune into a series of which I have only ever seen one episode, why is that episode always the one playing?
My parents didn’t know they were having twins until a few weeks before we were born. Could I be a changeling?
Superhal’s probably a sports journalist.
My place of employment has a lot of people in a small group of rooms. If I nearly run into someone early in the day, the odds are very high I will have a near collision with the same person later on the same day!
Walt
While driving to work, if I happen to get a red light I find I can stare at it for a few seconds and make it turn back to green. The amount of time I have to stare it it seems to vary. So far, I have been able to turn the cross-traffic one to red at about the same time so I haven’t had an accident while messing with the Omniverse in this manner.
So I start was reading this thread where a guy bunks stuff and I was laughing at the bunk!?
Well, how many people were heading to Manhattan from Queens that morning, really? The odds were pretty good if two of you were making the same trip, it was for the same reason, although I would not rule out the possibility that your “colleague” was stalking or shadowing you the whole time.
Because the matrix programmers are too lazy to produce multiple episodes of a show you don’t even watch.
One of you is… have you received mysterious messages on the license of plates of cars, sprayed onto the backs of signs, or scribbled on envelopes you find blowing around in the parking lot? That’s how faeries communicate with their lost changelings. Of course they might also be confused about which one of you is which.
To be fair, I didn’t actually ask for posts to be put in the form of a question, but this isn’t the first time that Alex Trebek has privately controlled people’s thoughts through the Internet as part of a vast Canadian conspiracy to take over America.
Office wampfetas. You can’t really do anything about them. I myself will go to a different floor just to avoid urinating with the same colleague for the third time that day. I don’t want them to think I’m weird. Of course if I run into them up there then they really do. Very embarrassing. (Or they’re the weird one and I have to be more careful…)
Have you wondered why the lights are being so coquettish? Changing here, waiting there? Sounds like maybe they want you to do something more for them, like make a donation to the Retired Traffic Lights Sanctuary. I’ll DM you with a P.O. where you can send a money order.
If you would just send me your banking information I will deposit the money directly. After all, a service such as you are providing should not go unrewarded. 