Yonks ago, I was living in an apartment with a couple of friends of mine. On the floor below, there lived someone with the same name as a regionally-sometimes-nationally semi-famous football (what you call soccer) player. Wait, was that confusing? Sports person. OK.
Or, rather, it might actually have been this sports person. We didn’t know for sure. We never saw this person, to confirm it or disprove it either way. We just noticed the name, on the doorbell and the mailbox. And the sports person wasn’t living-in-a-mansion level rich or famous, or anything like that. It’s not entirely impossible that he could have been living in an apartment in our building. He was a striker in the Norwegian top soccer division, which sometimes is the sort of person you might run into at the 7-11. I ran into one at the video store once.
(ETA: Come to think of it, I actually, confirmed, lived in the same building as another one for a little while, in my tiny original home town. I would run into him when he was walking the dog. So, yeah, totally possible. I’d forgotten about that. Anyway.)
We also didn’t actually want to find out, for reasons that will become clear. So we went out of our way *not *to find out.
Anyway. Most likely, it was a totally different dude. But every week, we checked the sports results, to see if it this striker had scored any goals that weekend. If he had, one of my housemates (who, BTW, was a tad eccentric) would purchase some apples, corresponding to the number of goals scored by this dude. Soccer isn’t a high-scoring game. The number was usually zero, sometimes one or two. Then, he would place these apples in a bag, which he would proceed to hang on the door knob of this downstairs neighbor’s door.
So, for a while there, some guy was finding apples on his door. And that’s the story.