Guy down the street has fallen in love with a girl from Switzerland who visited his landlord. He’s talking about going to Switzerland, bringing her back, and marrying her. I’ve met her. She’s awesome, but I could tell she wasn’t the type who stays in one place too long. Neighbor said she broke up with her boyfriend because he was too controlling, and she now crashes on her friend’s couch. So, neighbor is looking to stay with her a couple of weeks while she’s crashing in somebody else’s house. Neighbor is a country boy and has never been out of the US before. As you might have guessed, he’s kind of gullible.
All I could think is that he’s going to be the new “controlling boyfriend” that she’ll dump, but kept that to myself. Besides, it’ll be good for him to get outside the US and see how people on the other side of the planet live. I can’t help but think he’ll call me up late at night to come pick him up from some drunk tank in Zurich.