Corporate Accountant/Program Administrator.
Picture equal parts tax and payables guru along with the guy who runs two different accounting applications for the company.
My typical day includes lots of numbers and fixing lots of bugs. Wheeee.
Sailor in the USN, Personnel Man=Paper Pusher. I do nothing, but surf net all day and sometimes I salute people stand at attention, and parade rest. I am also a Mommy. 
I’m a legal editor. I edit books that tell lawyers what the hell it is they’re supposed to be doing and how to do it correctly.
I spend much of my time not correcting mispellings and grammar errors in The Pit. Byzantine is doing that quite nicely without any help from me. 
Right now I’m occupied with trying to eat sushi with my left hand in order to keep my right hand free for mousing.
Oh, you mean my job? I’m a software engineer.
My job.
Good side: I get to spend quality time on this board with cool people.
Bad side: That hard-earned education and hunger to write has got me…spending quality time on this board with cool people.
Chef, need any copywriters?
I’m an Oracle database analyst for the Very Big Corporation of America. Well, actually not them, it’s only very big as copper mining corporations go.
[Butthead voice]Huh huh. Beavis, he said “anal.”[/Butthead voice]
Accounting- usually with some crappy title like Junior Staff Accountant. But I’m currently not working (other than mom/housewife) so I’ll have to get back to you on that in September.
I’m a jazz musician.
Har har, I only wish. No, I work in advertising at a magazine. But once I’m in my bedroom alone, I turn on the smoke machine, put on a slinky dress and practice my saxophone.
Corporate Cost Accountant for a manufacturing company where two plus two is whatever the heck you want it to equal.
Regards.
Is that what they call masterbation these days? Looks like I need to catch up on the lingo.
Psychologist, Drug Abuse Research Scientist, Assistant Professor of Psychology.
Lots of research and writing, a little teaching.
Freelance translator.
Data Network Consultant for a very, very large communications company. My job entails me knowing everything about all forms of Data Communication. Seriously. This usually translates to me pulling data off the coporate intranet and training locations and reading doco about 4 hours out of every 8 hour day. Someday I will be able to produce this info at the drop of a hat…oh well, I still get paid in any case.
Thank you for calling technical support…what? I am a support analyst. Yes I have anal in my title. Also the proud father of a a 9 year old Springer.
Xizor and Vash, I need to talk to you!!! So many people have recommended an engineering program for me, that I’m seriously starting to think about it.
So… what’s it like? Give me the down and dirty.
I’m a banker, but I don’t get to play with the money anymore. In my job I get to do such things as: best practices, standardization, process planning and design, end-to-end process reviews, and staffing to volume analysis. In other words, you tell me where the paper (or electronic bit) is coming from, where it’s going and what needs to happen to it in the mean time. I figure out what you really meant, design and test a process to make it happen, tell you how many people it’ll take, and what it will cost.
But mostly I do meetings.
Commodity Broker/Trader, Market Strategist and Analyst for A Very Big Name in the industry (or so he thinks)
I absolutely love what I do, just not where I do it (lately)
Anybody need a guy who can read Candlestick Charts? and more…
Well, then I’m canceling that appointment for my yearly check-up!
Ex Bartender (7yrs) while going to a Big Ten ‘U’ for advertising. Didn’t like it. Now, soon to be starting school to be MS certified, yada yada yada.
I guess I’m student bound for life.
In the meantime I deplete my savings account and help friends and their friends navigate the PC and the Net for a nominal fee (their friends, that is).
Hijack
Sax-- Fog machine in your bedroom? And here I thought I was the only one!
I’m a second grade teacher.
I get summers off.