I am a technical support agent for a company that is very high security. If I tell you where on htis computer. I would get fired. It is internet related though.
Part time I am a musician. I play tuba at Disney and other orlando area attractions.
Fancy Title: Assistant State’s Attorney General
Dirty Truth: There’s like forty of us (in different bureaus), so it’s not that big a deal.
What I do: Defend the State against tort claims and filed suits for negligence. Examples from off my desk: Person breaks leg on State University campus and sues state; person drives into back of snowplow and sues state for failing to have the plow lit correctly; person is fired by the State and sues for wrongful discharge; person is not allowed to hold parade and sues state for violating constitutional rights; person is molested as a foster child and sues the State that put him in the foster home. I am defending all of these, plus about forty-five other cases. I’m also an on-demand administrative law judge for contested hearings before State agencies. Right now, about 70% of my work is my trial work, and about 30% is ALJ work.
The job is awesome; the pay totally sucks.
I’m a computer guy too. My boss doesn’t know what to call us so we never really had a title. When paperwork comes around we call ourselves whatever we like.
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We used to call it Came Apart instead of KMart back when I worked there. It was by far the most fun at any job I’ve had.
I’m a graduate student in history, a master’s candidate, with only my thesis left to complete before I graduate (I’m aiming at December).
Starting in a month or so, I’ll also be a full-time assistant processing archivist for the university’s political archives. I’ve been a grad assistant there for a year so I know I will enjoy the work.
Waitress (for the past five years)<sick and tired of it which is why I’m also a student - 3rd year in college - Human Resource Mgmt major - So I’ll never have to wait on people or work with food ever again!
wow, now I feel like a huge underacheiver…
I own a paintball store. I’m a mommy. At the same time. Its hard to sound professional on the phone when you’re trying to keep someone from eating the cord. The cool part is… it’s paintball, I don’t have to be professional. 
I work in a General Motors Dealership. I am the Warranty Administrator. I send all the warranty claims to G.M. I am also a customer service rep. (translation – clerk)
Not exactly the best job in the world, but it is a job. Sort of.
I make pizzas at a pizza restaurant. I’m also a full time student at a state college.
Former head of group home for teenage sex offenders. (Who would have thought, I’d talk about masturbation on a daily professional basis)
I have a psych. degree, and am attempting to find a job with the state/city working with juvenile offenders… (juvenile parole preferred). I’d work with adults, too… but I prefer juveniles.
Currently have two jobs–
Part-time Sales Counselor for Circuit City (I HATE this job with passion.)
Full-time tech support for a major computer company. (I’m not allowed to say who for <rolls eyes>. I’m serious)
Actively seeking employment in the initially stated fields… but at least I’m paying the bills now.
Screeme
Fancy title. Basically, I’m a senior technical writer for a Very Large Software Company that makes Very Big Software Applications that other companies use to make GUI databases and other server-based applications (hint: We are in the cross-hairs of Microsoft, Oracle, and IBM, among others). Goody for me, we’ve quadrupled our stock prices in the last year thanks to a new CEO and a great long-term planning strategy.
I write things like installation and configuration guides for server software, which means I get to work with code-writing engineers, and write for system administrators. Is that geeky or what? Goody for me, I LOVE my job.
im a lifeguard
basically i sit in a chair in the sun all day and day dream and make fun of the fat and ugly people i see.
also i pick up chicks and get paid for it.
this is my first post so im just checking it out.
I’m a counselor for neurotic elevators.
Okay, fine, actually I’m a soon-to-be senior in high school, and I’m a bum.
Which is a fancy way to say that I am paid to show up and drink coffee for the largest credit card transaction processor in the States. Anybody need a quick authorization for a large purchase? *<;o)
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vidi vici veni!
I used to work with my Uncle Max helping inspect mattresses for the Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law tags. That was too stressful so I decided to go into medicine and become an endocrinologist.
Firefighter. Have been for 6 years. Since one has plenty of time off in that career track, I’m also a machinist in my family’s machine shop. Hopefully, I’ll be going back to school this spring for my masters degree in Fire Protection Engineering…that way I can make some real money (or so I hope).
I don’t do code, but if you need the Queen of all Admin. Asst., I am your gal! I currently work in operations and logistics for an international shipping line. I deal with the Teamsters and the Longshoremen, as well as engineers, computer personnel, salepeople and customers on a daily basis. Our suppliers all tell me the company would fold without me, but none of them have offered me a decent amount to leave 
I am serious - there’s no future in my job, since they are far too comfortable with me in my current position. I need a new challenge!
I USED to have the most difficult job in the world… a sketch artist in Japan… imagine THAT scene
it wasnt too easy… but now i just sit around and do NOTHING!. I find it passed time very efficiently.
My title: Associate Editor, which means copy editor
So what do I do all day? Well, I know that our house style dictates that the word “Manager” may be abbreviated as “Mgr.” in faxes, headlines, captions and bulletins, but must be spelled out in news stories, business page items and specialty columns. So every time I see either “Manager” or “Mgr.” I change it, if necessary, to the appropriate form. That sort of thing.
Catrandom
I’m a manager for a landscape design and construction firm. Mainly it entails making sure all the plants are ordered, maintained, properly irrigated as well as doing things for the designers, and making sure my own people under me are doing what they’re supposed to be doing. All in all, it’s fairly rewarding and I plan to stick around for a bit as long as the raises and incentives keep coming.
I’m the editor of a small weekly paper in a rather rural state. Because there are less than five reporters in my office, I do a little bit of everything (i.e., correcting grammatical and spelling errors, rechecking facts, calling law enforcement, laying out pages, assigning stories and such.)
Noting that several journalists have posted here, does anyone need a job?