Post your own "Joe Millionaire" spoof!

Joe Mama

Joe is really your Mom!

This some good stuff you guys. Excellent work. Here’s mine:

Joe Jew Bee. (what they don’t know ist that Joe is actually a Catholic bee).

JOE ROCK STAR
Joe goes to Trek conventions… dressed as a Klingon. :smiley:

Joe D’oh!
Joe is actually Homer Simpson.

Joe Mao
Joe is actually the deceased ruler of Red China.

Joe Pesci
In the last episode kills the “winning” contestant and buries the body in upstate NY.

These didn’t make the first cut, but what the hell.

Joe Pesci II The contestant kills Joe, and buries his body in the Nevada desert

Joe Pesci III Joe makes one insipid wisecrack after another until everyone goes home, and hilarity does not ensue.

Joe No!
The Butler did it, but we have to wait till next season’s premier to find out.

Joe So-so
The program gets just enough viewership to spawn a secone Joe next season.

Joe Camel Joe has no humps… he’s actually a HORSE!

:eek:

Joe President
Can we get a recount? I know I didn’t vote for him.

Joe Jew
Actually, he’s a Muslim, but don’t tell the girls! Holy war ensues.

JOEMAN
Joe really is just a newspaper reporter, and not a superhero after all.

JOE STALIN
Joe doesn’t really have a nation under his iron fist, he’s just a lowly bureaucrat with rage issues.