JOE BLOW
Joe is a hairdresser. (What, you were expecing something else? Shame on you!)
JOE MOW
Immaculately landscaped home, but Joe doesn’t know which end to grab of a hedge trimmer, much less how to use it.
JOE BRAIN
Joe has this incredibly deep voice, knows everything about everything, and his ambition is to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But he’s really a lab mouse.
JOE DWEEB
Once you take away the stylist, wardrobe department, script writers, acting coach, behavioral coach, and in-ear mini transceiver, Joe cannot function in any kind of social setting.
JOE BOB
Did the contestant go on a date with Joe… or Joe’s identical twin?
We told all this kindergarteners that this was Santa Clause and that one of them would be taken to the North Pole and get all the toys they ever wanted. But what the kids don’t know is that he isn’t Santa at all!
Joe Jesus
We told these devout christians that this was Jesus and that one of them would get to go to heaven with him. But what they don’t know is that he isn’t Jesus at all!
We told the voters that he cared about the poor, about educting all children and the environment. But what they didn’t know that he dosen’t care jack squat about any of those things.
