I’m over 3000, and I’ve never had one. I started a thread about how I didn’t get the appeal of post parties when I was still kind of a newbie with maybe a couple three hundred posts. I’ll post in them every so often, like if it’s for a person I know pretty well, but not usually.
I’ll be back in a hundred or so posts. 
Happy post count to Seven, Loneraven, garius, the unnameable one, Lurky, An Arky, FCM’s odometer, dwc1970 (belated), Mercury, green_bladder, RTFirefly and porcupine!
Happy post count to NoClueBoy, World Eater and furt very soon, and happy post count to dantheman and Marley23 now and soon in the future!
Just squeeked by 100 and feeling good.
Workin’ toward 2000. About friggin’ time after four-plus years.
Woohoo! I’ve reached 500. My work is done. Now I can rest on my laurels.
What, you don’t know me?
Nice party, lel, but do you have anything to eat? Hot chicken wings with yoghurt, anyone?
I’m heading towards 3k soon. Of course, my posting levels have decreased recently, so that last 30 or so posts could take me a while.
I’ll get there eventually though.
After hitting 5000 a week ago I find I’m over 5100 today.
That’s scary. You people are addictive.
WHOOOO! 1410! Which is a special number, because… ummm…
quick Google search
Here we go, on July 15, 1410, the allied Polish, Lithuanian, Russian and Tartar forces defeated the Teutonic knights and Bohemians in the Battle of Tannenberg.
Whoop-dee-do.
Workin towards 100. That’s right, 100 posts. I do believe that puts me in the running for lowest posts per day rate ever. No need for applause.
Coming up on 1100 very quickly.
Hard to believe. This place is too addictive…
::shrug:: Nowt else to do besides clean the house. Who wants to do that?
Have a great weekend everyone… 
I have too much spare time.
Obviously.
Hmm. Am I closing in on 500 yet?
I just passed 1000, for what it’s worth. And all you people who are working on 5000+ frighten me. How do you do it?
Happy post count party soon to Troy McClure SF, Lsura, Robedag, Washte, and Jessity!
Happy post count to Mastema, Truck St…er, Tusculan, Jonathan Chance, Kn*ckers, irishgirl and g8rguy!
::throws confetti made of shredded posts all about the room::
PS: I have no idea how anyone amasses 5000 posts, let alone 10000 or 15000.
I passed a thousand posts a while back. W00t. 
(I can’t remember what my thousandth post was. The odds are pretty good that it was about Shakespeare.)
Do you know I checked the whole tread twice to see who this Truck St… is?
If I get around there, I will look it up. Can you tell me whereabouts I may find it?
The poster formerly know as TTT, or Truckstop in Tucson for some
Well, almost at 500 it’s been a long hard haul. I am truly astonished at the literary skill so many members possess, I feel very inadequate having been around for so long and having such a low post count.
It’s my 100th post!! I know that doesn’t seem like much, but it’s been hard work getting here.
What do I get?
Happy post count to Katisha, Icerigger and LilyoftheValley!
::throws Shakespearean tomes and church hymnals about the room::
Truckstop in Tucson ;), you may find it right off I-10 in Tucson, east of downtown – it looks to be just off Valencia or Craycroft. (Map)