Post Your Race Here

Now I’ve noticed, and I’m sure I’m not the only one, that race has been an issue in many threads and posts a lot lately. I’m not saying that this is good or bad or indifferent on the whole. I’m such callin’ ‘em as I’m seein’ 'em. So here’s a designated place for it. If you want to post your race, great. If you don’t, more power to you. FTR, I’m what would be considered “white”.

Human.

Is this off track betting? How much can I put down on the Human race?

100M Breast Stroke

I would love to stroke 100 meters of breast. Put me down for that race.

“Hey, baby. Let’s see how quickly you can get me off!”

Last one in is a rotten egg!

LMAO! I almost wasn’t going to even start the thread, but I’m glad I did!

Soulsling…we’ll need to find you some volunteers!

Ahh, Silver, they were having a go at you.

Damn…I was gonna say…3 legged

Rat race!

Alas, I am but a humble Ambo from the planet EMS. My world is lit by red and blue lights, and my life is governed by protocols. Every night when I go to sleep I recite my mantra of DRABCDE, AMPLE and DOLOR. Every morning I bow down before the altar of TQA and clinical focus. If I am a good Ambo I will be rewarded by remaining anonymous, but if I am bad I must undergo the trial of THE AUDIT.

I must not complain about my lot, because I belong to a race of superior Ambos who are the best on the planet. At least that’s what my masters always tell me.

My race of Ambos is so good we even have a special name: FIGJAM. It stands for Fuck I am Good, Just Ask Me.

Mad, this is the kind of reaction I wanted. Well, kind of. I didn’t really expect it to be this silly, but it’s cool. I don’t agree with want’s been going on here as far as ethnic backround is concerned. To me, it makes no difference. I’m going to like you or I’m going to hate you, but that decision will come before I know where you come from. I just didn’t want to burst into another thread and lecture people.

Race on, people. And we still need volunteers for soul and the fellow “breast strokers”.

::snicker, snicker::
I love you folks.

racy

Romulan

US Men’s 200 Meters.

Hey, if everyone came up lame I could realize my Olympic Dream!!

1/4 mile top fuel.

Female 4x400 meters naked mud wrestling relay.

The 440