Well, usually, it’s the 5 meter From-The-Couch-To-The-Freezer-For-The-Ben & Jerry’s-before-the-commercial-break-ends.
But I used to ride horses a lot. In which case it was the bareback across a field “My horse is WAY faster than your horse” spontanious race. Good times…
The one where you run really fast with an egg on a spoon.
100 meter breast stroke? So if I find some that measure 1.2m around I only get to do 83.3 laps?
I was alway partial to the Molson Molstar ski races. I almost aways won a silver medal.
Using the definition from http://www.m-w.com
Surly, and frequently agitated.
European American.
I’ve always favored the triathlon myself. Mostly because at the Olympics in Sydney we should have the chance to see a triathlete (?) get eaten by a shark. Live. Maybe two. Whay aren’t more sports like this? Imagine how much faster Maurice Green would run if he had, say, a tiger chasing him…
Sorry, I’m not a racer, I’m a cruiser.
Faggot.
Or Canadian.
Or Canadian faggot.
Or mutt.
Can I just call you matt, matt?
Tour de Lance (France)
Oooooooooo…Swiddles, barebacked on a horse, racing across the meadow…What a visual, huh Chief? ::snicker!::
(I know, I know, I’m not helping any!)
I’m just a grubby little mongrel caucasian, but I prefer human.
NASCAR!!! 
Peace,
mangeorge
This reminds me of an old headline from the Onion:
Nation’s whites eagerly await launch of Windows '95
I’m of the Welfish race! :^)
Who really knows what one’s racial heritage is? I’m not sure who was boinking who 5,6 generations ago. Well, except for racists. They know for sure.
Did anyone see that movie where the guy was discussing with a couple of Sicilians about the Moors in Sicily? They were after his son, I think it was.
Sorry 'bout the lottle hijack.
Peace,
mangeorge
Firecracker 400.
Almost run.
Let’s make it a horse race - I’m a Houyhnhnm, on my father’s side at least. Mom was a Brobdingnagian.
But, I’ll even answer the OP’s question: I am a mutt (Irish, Native American, a little Welsh, a little German). But, I’m a mutt with enough Cherokee blood as to be a voting member of the tribe, and possibly enough to qualify for federal aid (it’s not like I seriously looked into it). However, as I am essentially white and know nothing except simple caricatures of my Indian heritage, and would find it silly to be a member of the tribe–and improper to take federal funding.