What’s your stress level?
Mine’s 45% – apparently just about what I deserve for someone my age. (That’s 36 if you’re wondering.)
Finances and my job create most of the stress in my life. What stresses you out?
major maths test in 5 minutes. Haven’t started studying yet.
0%, I’ll make up the marks in finals 
23%
31%
Cool, calm, laid-back…
(OK, the site calls me “lazy and retarded”. But they’re just jealous.)
15%
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Pretty funny, but weird - I took this same test a couple of weeks ago and it had less questions, and I scored a 45%.
Mine’s 13%. They told me to get a job :).
But they’re wrong. There are a lot of things in my life that’s extremely stressful, but they didn’t ask about those things… Bastards.
25%.
I’ll grant the “lazy and retarded” bit, but i think i should get a little more credit. I mean, 25%, that’s like a really low F, right?
And apparently, 9% of test-takers were “orgasm-free” last week. talk about lazy and retarded!
10%. They didn’t even really ask the right questions. But then, it’s summer. My stress is higher during school anyway.
They gave me a stress level of 25%.
Good lord, what must the people with 50% be going through?!?!
Up around 70%. Migraines, always migraines.
I think I can agree with eliminating consciousness. 
Wow, the President’s name must be Shicklegruber because I’ve got 0% and I didn’t lie, lol, woohoo. shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake my booty, shake my booty.
Yesterday, I’d have been about 25%. Today, over 80%. Work’s pissin’ me off, and the day’s just begun…
14%
The gray hair must have added 10%.
Mine is 39%!! Wow! And I would have sworn that if I was any less stressed, I’d be soiling my undies!
I guess I need to relax some…
19% checking in. And no, I do not eat my young.
17% here, for the same reason as Soda. And I’m extremely stressed out now. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Hm. 29% I need to pick up another job or start poisoning a relative so I can tick off the dying person question.
Ditto. I’m at 19% and most of the stress in my life is caused by my job.
A what? A TEST??? But I haven’t studied! I’m doomed!
:watches pit stains grow and sweat bead on forehead: