Given that the networks have pledged to do a better job this time around calling the elections, there’s a chance (admittedly pretty slim) that we won’t get to see them making predictions that they later have to retract. In order that we all might not go through Election-Looniness Withdrawls, I propose that we post are predictions for the elections today that we’re sure to be wrong.
My prediction: That in the morning, it will be revealed that a computer glitch will have caused everyone’s vote to be lost. Al Gore, sensing that this will be his best chance to gain high office, will job with Florida Governor Jeb Bush (who’s sick of hearing Florida being blamed for the last election) in declaring the rebirth of the CSA, they’ll be joined by the member states of the previous Confederacy along with Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, thus plunging America into a second bloody Civil War. Anyone else?