Well, Chief. Of course, I’d be overjoyed to send you a postcard, too. But you try and find one of the damned things in Toledo. Ya see, postcards are usually bought by tourists, and we ain’t had one of those in Toodleydoo for over twenty years, and he only stopped 'cuz he thought Toledo was the Grass Capital of the World. You’ll just have to accept the wish for the act. I’m sure you’ll get over your great disappointment.
Chief, did the one I sent from Pakistan ever show up? Sorry, I don’t think it included any references to breasts, but then it didn’t have smilies either.
Curiously, it has a photo of “The Carolina moon rising over the coast of some of the most tranquil and artistic scenery n the world.” Yet the card was “Made in Italy!”