Well, here I am. Back in Loserville, KY after my long weekend with the lovely waitress Beth. I had an absolute blast. Got together with MikeG and VileOrb on Saturday. Ate fondue Friday night (MikeG, the name of the place is Geja’s.). Ate sushi for the first time (the saltwater eel kicks ass!). Did oyster shooters. Oysters in a shotglass, cocktail sauce, horseradish, and vodka. Never before have I had a more disgusting drink. Almost got into a fight with an old guy Sunday night. We were at the Schaumberg Festival (KC & the Sunshine Band were playing!), and trying to get through the crowd (anyone who’s ever been to an outdoor concert knows what I mean). There was one entrance walkway, which would normally be big enough to accomodate people walking in both directions. However, on this particular night, there were pieces of human cholesterol attaching themselves to the wall of this passengerial artery. So this old guy was barrelling through the crowd, and bumped into me, but I wouldn’t budge. I pushed back. He turned, and asked “Why don’t you watch where the fuck you’re going?”
Me: Hey, pal, I’m just trying to get through the fucking crowd here.
Old guy: What the fuck do you think we’re doing, here?
Me: Hey, if you wanna yell at someone, why don’t you yell at the fucks who are standing in the entrance, blocking everyone.
Old guy: Look, you little shit, I-
(Right then My Friend jumps between us.
MF: Alright, look. No one wants any trouble. Just keep walking.
Old guy (to MF): Don’t tell me what to do, bitch!
I swear, if he hadn’t have disappeared into the crowd right then, it would have been on. So, all in all, I had a blast. Beth is an absolute trip to hang out with. I don’t think anything romantic will happen between us. We’ll probably just be great friends. But it was so cool.
Glad you had fun.