Actually, I did start one, back when my username was a single blank. But it got deleted because “your name is too confusing” and I had to change it :*(
[QUOTECyn: I’d polish it a bit.
In what way? These are the questions I have. I thought you were asking what my thread would be and it is found wanting! This encouraging-non-judgemental thing isn’t working out well for me. Constructive critism, please.
Cyn: It was a joke. I forgot to put the ‘laughie’ at the end. It’s just that I found two or three quite valid questions all bunched up together. By polishing, I meant perhaps lead off with one question as a header and follow up with the two others in the ‘body’ of the text.
Please don’t take offense.
Well you inspired me today. I got 2 new threads going today.
One ended well already, with an answer to a problem I had a hard time understanding. The second one should be answered in a day or two. So I feel accomplished. Now for a nap 
Spoiler:
IIRC, it’s been done - in different forms - already. But it’ll make you feel good. Guaranteed.
Poly: It’s sad, in a way. But you’ve got to admit: You have a way with words:D. I smiled (sometimes loudly) throughout your post.
FKAB:
Tell me you’re kidding!!
Way to go FKAB!! 
Omni-not, you have inspired me to post my thread. Is it more General Questions or MPSIMS if I head it Does it mean the relationship is in trouble? and then ask my queations about grooming?
I appreciate the input.
Sounds like a definite plan to me but please note that I am by no means an expert in this. But, off the top of my head, if I were you I’d go with it word for word.
GAWD! I sound like Dear Abby here…
BTW, best of luck to you if you decide to take the plunge!
Cyn: This is definitely MPSIMS material.
Thanks, omni-not, and I do take your advise AND full personal responsibility for my MPSIMS (which I pronounce em-pee sims). I hope you will also offer your advice in my thread, because I really am wondering about my SO.
O.K., I did it. I posted an MPSIMS thread. Now to see if anyone responds…
Would contribute to your thread but I haven’t got a clue about this song. So let’s just say I have ‘ambivalent feelings’ about it, and leave it at that…
I suppose I’ve been skimpy on the questions.
Only 3 to my account.
MPSIMS Flag day was yesterday. 06-15-2000
General Questions Does anyone besides Apple make clear colored monitors yet? 09-14-2000
General Questions Is there a 4-way watershed for N.America ? For any continent? 12-18-2000
So, doing the math, the board totals are
60758 threads in total / 1136070 posts in total
or a little over .05 threads/post
Times my post count, I should have started 4.7 threads.
OK, 1.7 threads coming up. Don’t want to stint! 
I suppose I’ve been skimpy on the questions.
Only 3 to my account.
MPSIMS Flag day was yesterday. 06-15-2000
General Questions Does anyone besides Apple make clear colored monitors yet? 09-14-2000
General Questions Is there a 4-way watershed for N.America ? For any continent? 12-18-2000
So, doing the math, the board totals are
60758 threads in total / 1136070 posts in total
or a little over .05 threads/post
Times my post count, I should have started 4.7 threads.
OK, 1.7 threads coming up. Don’t want to stint!
All right, I’ve added two threads, and brought my post count in line with that so I flat even. :: Peace at last ::
IMHO Who’s your favorite fictional detective?
GQ When we had year-round daylight saving time did it do any good?
Yeeesh! Now we have to start threads? I think I’ve started three: one in the Pit (but not about anyone on the board), one in GQ, and one in ATMB.
Is someone going to revoke my posting license just because I am too busy responding to others to go start my own?
No, no, no. When it comes to certain posters, their mere intellectual presence is reward enough for the rest of us;)
(and I mean that sincerely)
I rarely start threads (I think I’ve started two or three). I don’t start many because I always search the boards first before I do and usually someone else has already asked my question, and I feel too much like a newbie to start something silly in MPSIMS.
Wheee…I just started my first. Kinda weak, but fun. Check it out in IMHO. I’ve got a better one brewing, haven’t decided where to put it tho…GD sacres me.
I’d start a thread, but I don’t want to be one of those people with nothing to say, yet who say it alot.
Besides, there are already so many excellent threads and posters out there. Most of my time is already taken up by furtively reading while keeping an eye out for de boss to come around the corner. If I started a thread, I’d likely be so enthralled that I’d forget to minimize when I should and then I’d be unemployed. None of us want that do we?