Gawd, I love being on the board just after seeing “There seems to have been a slight problem with the database” message.
The hamsters must have been refuelled on dexamphetamines or something because it is sooooooooooooooo fast.
Heh.
Shame there’s no-one else here to share it with me. 
Heh Heh back atcha!
I’ve learned to make wise use of my pregnancy-fueled insomnia by hanging out here @ 4:00 a.m. CST. It’s amazing how much quicker the dang thing runs (though I’m never “in” on the conversations - not that I was before, anyway).
Nah, you are not alone: of course, in my case I have to blame a case of food poisoning that has kept me out of action all this weekend, and now it has keep me up until this time; but I am getting better, at least I can say good night now…
Bugger. I THOUGHT it had slowed up…go to bed all you insomniacal Merkins.
I know I am not the only pathetic one who plans my posting habits around the time that the board goes down…
Most of the posters are from America. I’m in England so when I’m up and posting you lot are in bad due to timezones. The board nearly always runs at a good speed when I’m on.
I enjoy this speed every morning too. Also, we can talk about the Americans behind their backs while they’re still asleep… 
This sorta speed is all I know. To me, the SDMB is the fastest website in my favourites So you’re not alone today, and you won’t be for a while. Well, not until I leave Southeast Asia.
Of course. Thats the only reason I’m on this messege board. hee hee hee!
I’m always in bad.
Damn typos! That would be bed not bad. Of course the two can go together…
I’m often bad when I’m in bed.
Nice try, but some of us Americans work night shift. In addition to getting paid to surf the web all night , we keep an eye on you [outragish French accent] English types [/oFe] and write up a report on what you said while everyone was sleeping.
Damn, I wondered how the mods were finding out about all the rude things we were saying.
Damn it! And I thought it was a secret!
Yeah, I like posting then, except that it is so dead, and it is 5:30 in the morning here. But the boards are speedy.
Go to bed? I just got up and killed time until the hamsters finished their breakfast.
Besides, someone’s got to keep the Yorkshiremen (ok, women) from taking over the board!
CJ
(Lancashire by heritage, if not quite birth)
Ah ha! Caught you!
Not only will the Yorkshire woman take over the board, but we shall soon rule the WORLD! WHA HA HA HA HA!!!