Never had a wet dream in my life.
From as long ago as I can remember I’ve been spanking my monkey so often I think my nards appreciate the rest they get at night.
Not since I was about 13.
In France it’s called pollution nocturne by the way.
I had a thing for Judy Blume too. 
Actually I had a thing for that girl that the protagonist of the second “Fudge” novel with the big butt (vague enough for you?).
I’ve had erotic dreams, but never wet ones. I masturbate a lot, so maybe that’s it.
One thing they definitely did not inform us of in health class was that if you masturbate frequently, you will not have wet dreams. (THat freaked me no end when I was in puberty – ‘AGH NO WET DREAMS! What’s wrong with me?!’)
So if you don’t want to have them, give it a whack at a time that’s convenient to you.
I’ve only had one. I was about 12, and I remember dreaming that a large-breasted woman (large, but not particularly attractive boobies, even from a 12-year-old’s perspective) was washing her boobs in a fountain. At one point in the dream I thought I was peeing myself. I kept hoping for another one of those “pee” dreams for a couple weeks, but to no avail.
I think like the other guys here, I just keep the pipes clear enough where the nocturnal emissions just don’t happen anymore. I call it MANstruation.
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Orchestra name!
I had two in a row when I was 16. I guess so much stuff built up in my pipes after 16 years that my boys had to clean house twice. Ever since then I took care of the cleaning myself.
Since then only erotic dreams with no climax have occurred.
I’m 19, and never had one.
I’m pretty sure that it is normal to have them if there is an accumulation of semen.
I used to get 'em, maybe once every few months, if I’d be slacking my, uhh, duties… It doesn’t happen so often any more. Maybe twice or thrice in a year…
They’d always be accompanied by an erotic dream, and I’d be very active in them 
Sometimes, I’d wake up moments before the climax, and I’d be able to hold it in. Mostly though, I’d wake up with wet boxers… I remember this one night when I had to change my shorts thrice - I was afraid to go back to sleep because I had no more clean ones 
I’ve had 3 or 4 in my life, and they felt gooooood. Erotic dreams, feelin’ fine, and then a very large orgasm in the dream that woke me up to an orgasm happening in RL.
I actually wish I could train myself to have more. Wouldn’t it be great to be able to have a sexual encounter with, say, Angelina Jolie on a yacht with some centerfolds getting it on next to you and joining in, being brought to release by those perfect lips and experienceing a great orgasm…all without actually cheating on your SO or leaving your bed.
I haven’t had one in a long time, probably because of regular sex. But I wish I could…they were fun.
-Tcat
I had the same concern.
I think people forget things like this. I have an intelligent mother, and a decent health program, and you know what they never told the girls?
When you get your first few periods not only are they often (not always, some girls get the works right off the bat, poor things) fairly light, the blood might not even be red, but a tarry brown…which looks more like poor hygiene than “womanhood.”
It wasn’t until I was an adult that I learned that I hadn’t been the only one confused about what that was.
back to the OP sort of. I still wonder why women have orgasmic dreams too. They don’t serve a real purpose the way they do for men. But they are nice if you wake up in time to know you’ve had one 
I’ve never had one. I almost always take a round out of the chamber before I go to bed.
:eek: Is your name Peter North and did you not fire the rocket for like six months before this? Good gravy. Errr. Let’s just move on.
Last night I posted to this thread, played Final Fantasy VII for a bit, jerked off, then when to bed and had an amazing dream about this girl I had a huge crush on in high school. Not wet, but still amazing. I’m repeating the process, for SCIENCE of course.
Sweet dreams, all.
Now, I don’t have a cite for this, but…when I took Human Sexuality class in college, we learned that despite the popular misconception that wet dreams serve a kind of “cleaning the pipes” or “releasing the accumulation” purpose, that they’re actually triggered by disinhibition of a spinal nerve in the sleep. Which is why they would also happen to women, and why they can happen even with regular masturbation, or sometimes don’t happen even without. Apparently it’s just some kind of random, disinhibitive event, and some people are just more susceptible to it than others.
Was that just a line of crap, or has anyone else heard that theory?
Oh, and female here, so no true “wet” dreams going on (although I suppose it’s technically possible…?)
MMmmmmm, gravy.
I have a friend who figured out where the “You’ll go blind” thing comes from, by the way. Goes something like this:
:smack:
I haven’t, but I always had a problem with the “getting rid of old sperm” theory. Pretty much EVERY guy on Earth “rotates stock”, so there should hardly be any wet dreams ever, if that were the cause.
I used to have loads of 'em in my late teens - two or three a week sometimes.
It got to the point where I could actually wake myself up a split second before eruption, and with phenomenal muscle control could ensure I made it to the bathroom before letting go.
Saved having to go back to sleep on a soggy bed
Now that my girlfriend and I live together they’ve all but stopped.
The dreams involved were nearly always about sex, and ejaculation in my dreams corresponded to actual emmissions - I think that’s why I could wake myself up, as I knew when it was coming (so to speak).
Alright, like in the Pan-fried thread, it’s time for someone to put his dick on the line for the sake of science. I hereby volunteer.
I have not had a wet dream for at least three years. As of last night at about 8:40pm PST, I have not masturbated. We’ll see how long it takes for the nocturnal emission to manifest itself. The odds of it being a completely random event based on sleeping position are pretty low if it happens in the next two weeks. And if it takes longer than that, to hell with science. This experiment will also be aborted if the little walrus has an opportunity for the Real Thing™.
Thank you OH so much for putting that in my head. :smack: