Newbie on board, jump back !!
Oh, shush Chief. You big poopy-head. 
Thanks Wally! :::
::: Only problem with your heart is it’s too big. “awwwwww…”
And allow me to be the first to welcome Elbows. Are you chaffed, or do you keep yourself moisturized?
formerly known as LauraRae
I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
Well mosturized, thank you for asking. Small person not afraid to use sharp pointy elbows when being rough housed by larger beings.
I don’t know where you think you get off, but no one is allowed to hit 500 posts without posting a little party thingie in MPSIMS and then having other people post “why do people care about their posts” messages and… etc etc.
I hereby declare you at 499 posts until you fix this situation.
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
Shayna, I don’t know about here, but on the other three UBB boards that I post to, this is how it works:
The number next to your post is the total number of posts you’ve made so far. When you post a new reply to a thread, all of the other posts you’ve made update to the right count. But, if you go post a bunch on other threads, and don’t come back to this one, the count will not change. It only changes on threads that you post to. Does that make sense?
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
It works, It works! I wanted one more…
Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)
This should elevate my post count.
Not so fast, you mucko!
This should elevate my post count (Part 2). Hey, I just discovered “flood control”. You cannot post twice within 60 seconds. How will I ever catch up?
Not so fast, you mucko!
My post count didn’t change.
Cowgod said:
Look at my post count and ask yourself who spends way too much time on the board!
Or, hell, just ask my wife. 
And that wasn’t just an attempt to pad my post count. Just a funny line that came to me after posting the first one. And this isn’t such an attempt either, just explaining that the first one wasn’t.
Got that?
I like it! Pretty neat!
Zette
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
I Got it, David!
(not trying to shamelessly elevate post count, either)
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Well, I am proud to admit that this post is nothing more than a shameless attempt to raise my post count!
Yeah, I like this new feature.
Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.
My post count is too low. I look too much like a newbie, or casual user.
Now, how should I go about getting those high posts counts.
I got it, I’ll say something stupid, have DavidB point it out, cry foul, call him names, post in all the threads about how big a meanie DavidB is, etc. etc.
Yep, that’s the ticket
and just to increase my post count. . .
I’ll never catch up to David B! 
SterlingNorth said:
Yeah, but then you’ll end up getting yourself banned and have to start all over again!
A great time to introduce myself, I AM the newbie!