Inspired by don’t mind me, as quoted below. This thread is for posts you like enough to re-post, share with other, and shamelessly steal. Please share them here. We want them too. 
I was going to paste it into the thread, but I see it’s already in your sig. 
This one is so true:
Misread title, saw who posted it and had to run and make sure Ted was still here.
Thanks for taking the initiative, Sunny Daze. I wanted to, but I realized I could only think of posts to steal were one already claimed by other thieves. Somehow second-hand theft seems… wrong.
I meant to tell you - I saw a dog that looked just like him yesterday. I almost stole that one! :skritches:!
Pshaw - steal away - sincerest form of flattery or some such. 
I’ve tried Googling it and failed. So if someone knows the poster I’m talking about, please give him or her credit…
Not long ago a poster was making the point that not all opinions are equal and deserving of the same consideration in debate. They said something like, “If I claim the moon is made of rock and another person says it’s made of cheese, do we have a rich diversity of opinion, or is one of us just plain wrong?”
Ted is an Egg Sucking Hound.
I blame my wife.