Potatos can be fun

I used to meet a lot of wimmens by putting a large potato in my swim trunks and struting along the beach. They would come up to talk but I knew what they were really looking at. Men if you try this remember to place the potato in front.

Loverock…is that you???

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Loverock must have received his “Hooked On Phonics” program in the mail… Congratulations on the improvement in your spelling! A++ !!

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If I were to meet lots of wimmens using a potato, could I meet bunches of women using a bananna ???

Just wondering …

The worst thing that can possibly happen is not be used for something by someone - Kurt Vonnegut

You mean I wasn’t supposed to mash the potato first?


A baked potato works well, too. Just allow ample cooling time…

Hmmm…I would think that a cucumber would better fit the job description. Maybe a cucumber along with a couple of new potatoes.

To meet men, would a clam shell…never mind.

if i use a potatoe, can i pick up dan quayle?

No, Ellis. Try fireplace tongs. :wink: