And the rumors that his younger sister, in her middle 20s, is currently running North Korea?
Much like Jesus, he disappeared and came back after 40 days.
http://news.yahoo.com/kcna-north-korean-leader-makes-public-appearance-220826661.html
yay for humanity.
…pray tell, when shall we expect him to return to and teach in Galilee?
I mean, I realize that it could take a while…
“Voice Command! Dlive to Garireee…!”
"did you say Gary’s Pizza?
“No you Sirree Box! Garireee!!!”
"Did you say “Gary Rheee???”
“No, damn you! Supleeme Reader Command you! Garrireee!!!”
“Did you say 'Galley Portrait Studios”?
BANG
“Seulleibeu! Bling new Gah-min…this defective…”
He’s walking with a cane, now.
I’m guessing he twisted his ankle playing basketball, or something like that.
Now I’m picturing Jesus surrounded by apostles in comically large hats writing furiously on pocket pads.
He was walking on water…
…it was VERY hard water…
Inspired. Truly inspired. Thank you.
My guess is that Kim is considered too progressive. 