I’m very hungry and I don’t know what I want but I do know I don’t want to cook. I can’t decide what sort of junk food I need to keep the engine running. Within easy driving range I’ve got hamburgers, steak burgers, tacos, pizza and submarines. I need suggestion and I NEED THEM NOW.
Shame, shame. You didn’t read the Doper Rules to Live by Handbook did you?
Rule #153: "There is no tasty or nutritious food available at any chain restaurant and they have to be avoided at all costs no matter what the circumstances. They are tools of a right-wing capitalist conspiracy. Quality food can only be found in locally owned establishments run by a husband and wife team known by the code names "Mom’ and “Pop”. They escaped oppressive regimes in the old country to smuggle in carefully guarded recipes ranging from Chop Suey to Ruben sandwiches. These establishments use their profits to fund grass-roots programs focused on helping the local community and they are found in all cities and towns and if you go out of the way and befriend the locals.
The ending absolutely needs work; the damned lasagna has given me some world class indigestion. If it weren’t for the damned lasagna I wouldn’t be awake at 2:00 AM. I think we are both very disappointed by the frozen lasagna climax. I’ll try to do better next time.
Na, it isn’t that at all. Thanks, though. OP just said he didn’t feel like fast food and wanted something a lil more substantial. So. . . to me, you can get more home cooked type shit at Local Restaurant X than Apple Bees. Same price, too. Don’t worry, I eat at chains, too.
The only thing worse than the Doper Snob Brigade is the equally as swift Doper ANTI SNOB Brigade.