Potentially Embarassing Sneezes

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was coming down the elevator to grab lunch and it was packed as in ‘no room in the inn’ type of packed, and of course the guy next to me had to sneeze. Now I know when I sneeze my whole body sort of bends and then you sneeze and sort of jerk back up, etc. Not really sure how he was able to do it, but he was sort of embarassed by the whole deal. Luckily I didn’t see any spray on anyone.

It made me think back to just a few minutes earlier when I was at the urinal peeing-of course right in mid stream I had to sneeze and man I was one nervous guy! First off you are holding on to …er…your…er…well member and trying to direct the stream, then you sneeze and as I mentioned above your hold body sort of contorts and there you are mid stream with a deadly weapon and no control! Luckily for me I was able to keep the stream focused where it should be, but it was spooky for a moment or two there.

So has anyone else had a sneeze that actually caused major embarassment? You know eating yogurt just as you sneezed and blowing it all on your monitor…that sort of thing? :slight_smile: Boy, talk about your mundane and pointless thread.

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I’ve sneezed out a fart or two in my life. Does that count?

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True story from 1989:

I was doing my laundry one Sunday morning. While waiting for the dryer to finish, I was sitting in our living room reading Cecil’s first volume while my roommate & his girlfriend were sleeping in his bedroom…or so I thought.

Just as I was reading the letter from the woman who sneezes after orgasm, my roommate’s girlfriend lets out a series of three sneezes. The resulting laughter went on for at least 10 minutes. :smiley: