I have the winning ticket for tonight’s Powerball lottery. The first $5.00 gets it.
Too late now. Go cash in your winnings instead. 
Are you one of the two winners?
Winner, right here. Seven bucks. Suck it.
And dammit, if that 28 were a 29 and that 5 were a 6, I’d be a million bucks richer. Of course, then I’d be saying “If that 14 were a 23, I’d have hit the jackpot”.