So this morning, I discovered the oddness that is the Prancercise fitness regimen. First, it was just the YouTube video, then I discovered that folks have bloggedabout her. ApparentlyCNN is now covering this story.
I can’t be the only person who has to question why she’s wearing attire more fit to dining at the country club on top and spandex leggings on bottom. It’s a little, uh, disconcerting; between the odd outfit combination, her obnoxious voice and the quasi-pornoesque background music, I’m very confused.
Nice to see that Olive Oyl is doing well in retirement.
This isn’t some sort of My Little Pony tie-in?
Oh, I totally forgot: people have been writing book reviews on the Amazon website.
How strange.
I saw this on CNN last night. Words fail me.
No reference to the Ministry of Silly Walks yet? This place is slipping.
I can’t imagine why she disabled comments on Youtube.
The cameltoe really makes her YouTube video.
Yeah, when she screeched “Now I’m gonna show you the Prancercise box!” I thought “I’m pretty sure we’ve seen enough already”.
Man, people are deliciously, fabulously loony. I love her.
That’s not a woman! That’s Daniel Tosh. This will be on an upcoming episode, just watch. Shit can’t be real.
And god only knows what else she does with her horse.
Oh sure, if one person does this it’s weird. If you got a GROUP to do it, though, it would be a pretty epic flashmob.
ETA: Or possibly a really confusing rendition of West Side Story, depending.
This totally works! I’ve been on this exercise program for a week now, and twenty pounds of unsightly dignity have just melted away!
Let’s get some exercise! Wait, lemme get my pearls. Oh, and don’t forget the camel toe! I think I’ll add in some fairy wings, and a unicorn horn. Yes, much better. Don’t forget the lsd laced sugar cube.If I’m gonna get picked up for public intoxication, may as well play it for real.
If three doctor’s wives buy her video, she’s a hit sensation.
If three doctors sign off on her, she’ll be signing autographs on the walls with a crayon between her toes.
Only in America
“Toes” should be singular in this case.
It’s threads like this that make me either very sad or very glad (haven’t decided yet) that I don’t have access to watching online videos.
The image of the dvd cover and the descriptions are frightening enough. I really can’t imagine what this looks like in motion.
“I was prancercing and accidentally pranced my way onto a rock and sprained my ankle. The doctor tried to shoot me! Stay away, unless you have strong legs.” 