Predict the apocalypse

Stardate 45322.3: Borg-tribbles. Resistance is futile–and they’re so cute!

The first Sunday after the full moon following the vernal equinox, 3000

Suffering from a hangover from the Pagan Pride Equinox party the night before, a young lieutenant keys in the wrong code and then flips the wrong switch.

Feb 22, 2043