Predict the previous poster!

Since I’ve failed miserably at any of the “prediction threads” I figured I try one that anyone can get right. Having a bad day? Predict the previous poster, you’ll feel better. Feeling impotent? Make a prediction, and feel omnipotent! The only one that can get it wrong is me! (well, me and the hamster fodder that predicts too late, but for those folks, I invoke the little used “Predict A previous poster” clause) Step right up! Take a whack! For contestant number one, I’ll even give a hint! The name starts with an “N”!

Cecil Adams

I’m not very good at these games either…

Wait, I think I know this one. Starts with an “H”. It’s right on the tip of my tongue. Ptoooie!

handy

awww, crap.

NurseCarmen: You forgot to make a guess in your post.

My guess: Nurse Carmen… Damn you, Horseflesh!

Okay, I know that Shade is there as I post this, but I predict that a mod will come edit the thread, and put a post in right before mine, so I’ll be sneaky and predict:

Arnold W.

(Never mind that he moderates a different forum.)
Oh, I know it looks off now, but just wait until tomorrow.
Or next month.
Or year.
Or maybe I’m just not very good at this either.

Someone actually started this!
:rolleyes:
I predict that the previous poster will be the sly git who simulposted with me - No Clue Boy

Moderator’s Notes:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=4228031#post4228031