Predictions: the President of Nigeria

The President of Nigeria (Umaru Musa Yar’Adua) has been pulling a Castro for the last two months. He was rushed to a Saudi hospital in November and has stayed out of the spotlight since then; understandably, this has embolden his political rivals who have been accusing the administration of forging his signature for bills and have been calling this a phantom regime. There are also unsquashable rumours of his death.

So, how is this gonna play out for Africa’s most populous country? My predictions range from Yar’Adua “biting it” and the vice president taking over to him weakly recovering. Do share your opinion…

and no I didn’t start this thread with “I am the president of…”

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My DopeDollars are on him biting it.

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This just in…

Umaru Musa Yar’Adua is still valiantly holding on in his struggle to remain dead. More after this…

It seems that the vice president can rule while the president is off dying in Saudi Arabia

The previous Nigerian president (Olusegun Obasanjo) suggests that Yar’Adua should resign. And now… [

](BBC News - Nigeria cabinet told to rule on sick President Yar'Adua)

They will continue to be the world’s happiest people BBC NEWS | Africa | Nigeria tops happiness survey and probably continue to have an inordinate amount of bodies stuffed in wells BBC News - Nigeria religious riot bodies found in village wells

PM me your bank info so I can help you make money off this information.

In summary: Same old same old.

President Yar’Adua probably has something worse than ordinary pericarditis since he is supposedly worsening and has been hospitalized for so long. I bet he checks out of the hospital in a permanently horizontal mode. But good luck with Goodluck changing anything for Nigeria, if that’s your question.

Sick Nigeria President Yar’Adua ‘to hand over power’

New acting president for Nigeria

Nigeria: Goodluck Jonathan becomes acting president

I knew Yar’Adua couldn’t keep the naysaying rivals at bay forever. I wonder how is this going to play out in the Muslim north? I hope Jonathan’s reign is responsible, competent, and short lasting… for Nigeria’s sake.

However I tend to have faith in Nigeria, the federal government seems to always pride itself in being a stabilizing force (even if it is still badly corrupted).

So, all the rumours can be put to rest…