"Why a duck? I tella you why a duck.
"Say you on top of a mountain. You on top of this mountain and you wanna get down. Well, you no get down off a mountain, you get down off a duck. There you have it.
“And this a very special duck. It will save your life. Say you getta lost in the desert. You getta lost and you no can find your way. You hungry and thirsty and you donna know what to do. Then you take out your duck and it will save you. You make-a duck soup.”
I gotta remember that. Beats hell outta “Damn, I’m out of shape…”
Mr. Hammer: It’s…It’s deep water, that’s why a duck. It’s deep water.
Banned because really they are Cecil’s lovechild, and this must be kept hush hush.
:eek:
Holy Jesus! I wouldn’t have thought you could stuff so many words into my mouth, but you managed it, alright!
About three fiddy.
Hrrm? Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply you said anything more than you did. Those were only my thoughts in that post, actually. And I was going more for humor really than for any serious speculation on what Swifty was really doing.
Can’t we keep a few nutsos around the back room for entertainment? I promise we’ll feed them and clean up after them and walk them and EVERYTHING!
All I want to know is if I’m going to get a refund for my question.
I think the question he wanted to ask but couldn’t (and didn’t know the answer too) was asked in the OP.
Every 38 years the bumble bee is stripped like a feather in the wind as most trees have trunks and packing boxes under them are gifted in the eyes of god yet all those who follow to the drinking fountian will receive a free corn dog.
What’s the damn problem?
It was my decision to ban swiftysoitiz.
I believe this person was not sincere in his/her posting. It came across as trollery to me. Further, swiftysoitiz’s returning posts led me to believe that s/he was not seeking any meaningful discussion. Here is an example:
The fact that s/he wanted to sell his/her question did not help his/her cause.
If someone believes that they have been banned in error, they are always free to make their case to the mods and admins.
-xash
General Questions Moderator
I could never be a Mod: I just couldn’t keep a straight face. That has to be the funniest sentence I’ve read in a long time.
That’s a pretty good question. How much you want for it?
YES!
Good work, Xash. No need to wait for it to be long and drawn-out.
What has it got in its pocketses?
checks pockets
Lint.
Sorry, but what’s a sock? 
A banned poster who returns under another name.
Regards,
Shodan
Short for sock puppet.
Shodan, does it have to be a banned member, or could you or I have a second account and that would be a sock account?
I’d like to point out that some of us attempted to communicate with Swifty. While I have my moments, I’m above taking cheap shots at somebody who’s reality impaired.