Confusion: my bad!
No time for a full-length rant,
gotta make dinner.
As we live our lives,
There is much to confuse us.
Haiku captures this.
So, Kimstu, nice cook,
Dinner go well? Will there be
leftovers for us?
Very gezellig!
Three brave Dutch people eating
New England chowder.
Kimstu and Dopers
On the great SDMB
Are very funny!
Kythereia hopes
She can come up with something
Equally witty.
What if we posted
Some delicious recipes,
Written in haiku?
New England chowder
Should delight your guest’s taste buds.
Dutch cuisine… 'Nuf said!
Celyn’s Recipe.
Any food not yet gone bad?
Put in pot! Cook it!
Celyn hungry now
Got good veggie soup. Got choc.
Which one shall I eat?
Ingredients are
hard to get and cook just right.
Call Chinese take-out.
Large glass of V-8
Stoly and spices added
Bloody Mary time!
Mary’s little pet
grilled and served on whole wheat toast
lamb sandwich today
Strong smells from kitchen
That must be homemade kimchi
or cook needs a bath
Dinner is at eight
Those who arrive after that
Get cold sandwiches
Unless they bring wine
And gourmet coffee to drink
Then I will forgive
Cafeteria
Is barren of tasty food
I want good dinner.
You know the cafeteria sucks when you hear someone say “I don’t know what this is, but it looks the best of anything they’re serving tonight.”
Coming to my place?
The food’s vegetarian,
hope you don’t mind that
Here have some salad,
the entree is lentil stew,
then we’ll all have pie!
See, that meal was great!
We’re all satisfied and full
– say, how 'bout coffee?
I, too, cook tonight.
Hungry guests arrive at 8.
“Survivor” party!
Must finish at work
before pulling meal from fridge
Canines will circle.
Dinner guests happy,
I hope no damage was done.
Too much wine consumed.
Last night, late, hungry
No good food, what can I eat?
Ham and cheese omelette!
Goat-felching asshats
Fucktards can all smooch my butt
Haiku ranting–fun!
So tomorrow night
We have an Asian food night
Suggestions anyone?
Man ask Asian girl
if she’d like a glass of wine
and then sixty-nine
She did not get it
the chardonnay sounded good
but crab with snow peas?