Ferris Bueller’s Day At School
The Shawshank Construction
The 16 Year Old Virgin
*Wall-D
W-Men
Spider-Bug
The Madness of King George II
The Lost Balloonist of Oz
Ocean’s 10
Plan 8 from Outer Space
Seven Days in April*
The Credibles
Wall-E Picks Up Garbage For 700 Years
The Hiders Of The Lost Ark
It’s An Ordinary Life
Mama Gump
2000: A Space Station
A Country for Old Men
Mr. Smith Goes To The Store
Back to the Present
There Will Be Blood Later
V for Vote for Sutler
February 1st
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Revenge Of The Sith
Episode III:
(previews and smacks self on head)
Oh, I get it now. You mean imaginary prequels, not actual ones that nobody wants to see because they sucked.
Nice. 
enalzi:
Also nice.
Everyone’s are really good, come to think of it!
The Perfectly Normal Case of Thomas Button
The Second to Last Samurai
Planet of the Humans
Edward Morbius: Linguist
Gort, Where’s my Flying Saucer?
The Credible Bruce Banner
Pre-Med Zhivago
Lawrence of the British Army Basement Cartography Department
The Jurassic Park Experimental Failures, part XXI
Abbott and Costello meet Undergraduate Frankenstein
The Curse of the Mummy’s Time-Share
Also the name of a rarely seen porno. 
My attempts:
*Mr. Pink, A Semi-Professional (The early years)
Daulton Studies Philosophy
The Slow and the Living (Training and Practice)
*
SSG Schwartz
Graduate Student Strangelove
First of the Mohicans
Looking for Mr…Oh, There he is.
Strangelove: The Dissertation
The Pawn of New York
Mission: Slightly Difficult
The Life of Malcolm Crowe
Freddy should watch out for that finger
Crank: Criminals on Coffee
Battle Royale: Occupational Health & Safety Edition
The Number 22
Womb Raider
There’s always that christmas classic:
The Seminarian’s Girlfriend
Death Goes to Work
The Lion Prince
Indiana Jones and the Crib of Confinement
Lt. America
Lioncubheart
Hellfetus
A Clockwork Orange Blossom
Muppet Fetuses
A Couple of Pennies
Bleating Lambs
Jacob’s Step Stool
Thelma
The Towering Building with Multiple Fire Code Violations
Leonard Shelby: Insurance Fraud Investigator
The Crew of the Starship Nostromo in Hypersleep
Clarice Starling’s Sorority Days: Ewe Rock Girl!
James Potter and the Bullying of Snape
Alex DeLarge has Milk with His Friends
2000: A Pre-Space Packing
Superman Thinks about Returning
The Empire Works on is “Striking Back” PERT Chart
The Uneventful Trip on Pelham 1-2-3
The Longest Day-Before
Field of Grass and Dirt
A Typical Day’s Night
An October Bank Holiday Carol
Buying Tickets for a Passage to India
The Lion Prince
Beverly Hills Police Cadet
Blame it on Flying Down to Rio
A Fish Egg Called Wanda
The First Picture Show
National Lampoon’s Thanksgiving Four Days Off