Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel

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Slower, Kitten! Save! Save!
All the Vice President’s Men
Belgic
Plenty of Mohicans
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Still in Africa
Quarter-to-Midnight Cowboy
Conceived Approximately Nine Months Before the Fourth of July

Apocalypse Soon
The Kitchen Apprentice, The Juvenile Deliquent, His Fiancee and The Guy She’s Gone on Two Dates With
The Rebellion Strikes
Ocean’s 1 Through 10
Malcolm I Through IX

*2000: A Routine Space Mission

Ma Kane’s Boarding House

The Public Life of Walter Mitty

Right Next to Eden

Alfred Hitchcock’s The Hatchlings

Unorganized Indian Territory!

A Bride for a Brother

Shakesepeare Infatuated*

Passenger 1 through 56

Brain Alive
O.K. Taste
Meet the Mightys

The Slightly Awkward Adolescence of Miss Jean Brodie

Willie Scott: Hong Kong Songstress

Krakatoa: South Seas Paradise

Not a movie, but a TV series: Mythmakers

Fritz Lang’s Hamlet
The Baptism
Hotel German East Africa
Googling Neverland
The fiddler with the water leakage problem

Norman Bates: Boy Taxidermist

The James Bond Wing

Intern No
From Russia With Like
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Inclementweatherball
You Only Live Once
On Her Majesty’s Pinkertons
Coal Deposits Are Forever
Birth and Let Live
The Boy with the Golden Peashooter
The Spy who Had a Crush On Me
Uncollectedspacedebrisraker
For Your Developing Vitreous Orbs Only
Septopussy
An Adjustment of Binoculars to a Kill
The Living Nightlights
Learner’s Permit to Kill
PyriteEye
Today Never Dies
The World is Enough
Get Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness Another Day
Bingo Hall Royale
Classical Statistical Field Theory of Solace

This would also work as the title for a sequel about a Bond who’s well past his prime.

Little Miss Dasie Gets Her License

Moderately Irritated Bullock

A Night That Won’t Be Particularly Easy to Remember

The Man Who Knew Just Enough

Remaining in the Breeze

Thomas Anderson Works His 9 to 5 Job and Helps His Landlady with Her Garbage

Still Here in 30 Seconds

An Afternoon at the Box Office

Cleaning Out the Stables After the Pre-Race Practice Session
Monkey Business: Cargo Loading

Obscurity!
Twelve Annoying Jury Notices

Calm Room
I Like Huckabees As A Friend

The Towering Tower (with a suspect fire safety compliance record)